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It is what it is 11 months ago

And it was what it was…



Stitch is returning from the Dark Side that is Facebook

Dear Client Nine 16 months ago

From what I’ve read the governor of New York was know to the madam of the escort service he used as “Client Nine”.

If only governor Spitzer had seen this goal. Think of all the trouble it would have saved him. If he had shown up at his press conference and just said something like…

Ladies and Gentlemen of the press thank you for coming this morning. I have a prepared statement. There will not be any questions afterward so please bear with me.

Over the last several months I’ve been a regular customer of a escort service. I never once used tax payers money, your money for these services. It was all on my dime. Tax funds were used to provide security for me while I was involved in these activities and for that I’m sorry. The great state of New York will be repayed by me.

I’d like to make one point very clear. I never payed for sex. I payed these young women to leave after we had sex.

It is what it is.

Thank you. And have a wonderful afternoon.

What could you say to that? The guy would have been Scott free!



It is what it is 16 months ago

And if I’m expected to double the work the boss people should work out the cloning technology because I just can’t work anymore than I do!!!

It is what it is… There is no need to stress. This too shall pass.



Yeah 16 months ago

It is what it is.

It was what it was.

Suddenly I hear that song, “Que Sera, Sera Whatever Will Be, Will Be”



It Is What It Is 17 months ago

And let it begin with me



Stitch is returning from the Dark Side that is Facebook

Yesterday Morning 17 months ago

as I was driving over to Dad’s I was listening to NPR and they had a story about how the new “it” phrase is

“It is what it is”

They had examples of people using this,

Rumsfeld about the situation in Iraq.

Any and every professional sports coach

It also seems to be very popular with the White House Press Secretary Dana Perino. (who I may, or may not have a crush on)

Anyway as I was listening I realized with this one phrase you can get out of pretty much anything.

Say your wife catches you with your 25 year old secretary and your “working late”. Simply say “Honey, it is what it is” and your Scott free!

I’m not sure but I think if Osama Bin Laden were to call up George Bush and say “Georgie, it is what it is” Old George would say something like “Osama, old buddy. Meet me down in Midland and we will see if we can hash out our differences.”

Next time you get in a jam, give this one a whirl, and hey! I want to see more of this used in everyones posts here.




 

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