Play a game of Who Would Ya Do: A Variant.

have sex with george w.

or

chop off your pinky toe?

Would you rather eat your favorite meal for the rest of your life

or

Eat a variety of foods you cannot stand for the rest of your life?

Mark this goal as worth it?

Or…

Not worth it?

Which would you rather do…

Be crucified by some more Christ killers…

Or…

Be forced to listen to right wing talk radio 8 hours a day for eternity?

Should we move it over to the side now?

Which is better, to be the moth or the flame?

Your cell phone?

Or…

Your computer?

And no, your cell phone would not be able to surf the net.

Would it be more acceptable for you to be a prostitute or a porn star? A prostitute making less money, but on the DL. A porn star making bank, but everyone would know.

To describe YOURSELF Would you say you are

FACINATING

OR

DIFFERENT

Mother Teresa, an eye-watering saint.

Or…

Betty Friedan, women’s rights pig.