lose some weight, because I feel like I'm a goddamned walrus.

I’m not fat in the sense that I’m in any mortal danger, but I have gained several pounds over the years. When I look back at old photos from 3-4 years ago and compare them with new ones, I’m shocked at the difference. With a crippling low self-esteem and an utter lack of confidence that rivals even that of a 17-year-old girl, I think I’ll look and more importantly FEEL better if I shed 15-20 pounds.