Look for opportunities to say dramatic lines like, "You'll live to regret this" or "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoyo. You killed my father! Prepare to die."

I say the “Inigo Montoya” one quite often, actually. I’m gonna have to think of some others to say. Maybe I’ll quote a bit of Shakespeare?

Also: “Sweetheart, you can’t buy the necessities of life with cookies.”

I tend to quote dramatic bits from Phantom of the Opera frequently, too.