partcipate in mustache march

So Mustache March is officially over. However the mustache has ,as I’ve been told, “gloriously” remained. That’s right I haven’t shaved. That’s because there’s another facial hair holiday coming up: Cinco de Mustahce! And since it took me a whole month to grow this sucker, I’m leaving it until May 6th.
It’s actually a good thing. Every time I look in the mirror, it reminds me not to take myself too seriously.

People just now started noticing that I’m growing a mustache. I thought Scottish people were supposed to have lots of facial hair??!
Well, there’s another mustache holiday coming up: Cinco de Mustache! How’s about I let this sucker grow til then?
I think I should. At least 5 times today people said “Hey!...oh I thought you were (inserts a girls name).”
Now when people say “I thought you were a girl for a second” my answer is “yeah, it’s probably the mustache.”

just an update

8 days left.
Thank the Lord.

It’s been a week. I can see some hair!
sigh…

I think this will be especially funny and gross because I can’t grow a full mustache. Who’s with me? No one? Ok, cool.