get a spiral binding machine

I want a spiral binding machine so bad! Some of them are so pricey, yowza.
I want to make my own journals and notebooks using only items that are usually headed for the trash, ie. cereal boxes, soda boxes, any other boxed goodies, envelopes that your bills come in, and all that other good paper stuff that would normally be tossed out. I am gonna try wishing for it, so here goes:
“Oh dear spiral binding machine, please come to me, I am in need of your assistance with tasks that require completion”
I can feel it working, yahoo!!!