Andy Rooney on Women over 40 – from 60 minutes
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
- A woman over 40 will not lie next to you in bed and ask,
What are you thinking? She doesn’t care what you think.
- If a woman over 40 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t
sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do.
And it’s usually something more interesting.
- Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match
with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course. if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if
they think they can get away with it.
- A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not
true of younger women or drag queens. Once you get past a
wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger
counter part.
- Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off
you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don’t ever have to
worry where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a
bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some
22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for
free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage,
WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a
little sausage.
