How Do I Become A Mermaid?

i am a mermaid, no joke..i have been since i think i was like 8 or something like that..any1 that thinks im lyin needs to talk to me about it

Ok, if anyone knows me they will know thet it has been a dream of mine to be a mermaid since I was the age of 2! So if anyone knows how to become a mermaid that is not a potion or spell then tell me! If you knew me and was looking at me and I asked how to become a mermaidf I would be on my knees begging!!! Thanx xxxxxx Bye!

i what to be a mermaid sooooooo bad

does any one know how to become a mermaid (if you say, say your spell with the charm.what is the spell and what is the charm?)or does any one know any of the clues to being a mermaid?
p.s. no silly answers!

by say ing a spechel spell that you have made or got off the net i got mine off the net so you can to

get your head back to earth, find a reallyyy good surgeon that can somehow connect your lungs to your neck and replace your legs with fins, pay him millions of dollars to do so and hope for your stupid dream to come true.
OR you can learn to swim and go to the beach. this way you dont have to live as a freak and you will still be able to walk, which is a win win solution

I Really wanna be a mermaid.
Like when i want to With a Orange tail.

how do you become a mermaid if you have anything a spell or something send it to me please.And nothing that will hurt me or anyone else,and nothing gross.thank you if you send anything:)

I tryed this spell: (while touching water,I said it 10 times)
insouciant incemency
redoubtable mediocracy
refutable humanity Make me what I wish to be a mermaid
witches one and witches all give this power to me.

My hand got tinglely and I’m thirsy all the time,I think its working!!

If you want to become a mermaid,heres something NOT to do:
wish that you are a mermaid,and be jealous of people that are, if you do your mermaid powers will come in 3 mounths after the tail will