live in a cave

Get wild for a while. Find yourself, or make yourself a dwelling in the jungle and prepare to fight for your life. It’s the only real challenge in life and we rarely participate. Be the clever ape you are and earn the comfort you have…
Be careful though…
If you live in a cave with surroundings salvaged from the dump
- You’re a bum.
If you live in a cave with a video camera or journal to document your experiences – You live the simple life.
If you live in a cave alone with a bottle of whiskey
- You’re a bum.
If you live in a cave alone with a hallucinogen
- You live the simple life.

I keep imagining living hermit-like in some cave in a national park or something (because I mean, really, where else would there be enough wildlife and caves to support a human male?). Near the cave would be the stream or river, the cave would be in the middle of a huge forest, I would sleep in a hammock, eat wild fish and game….. life would be good. If only my friends would live in caves nearby….. life would be perfect. Well, women would be scarce, but…....