solve jay-z's 99 problems

lol i like this. we can only solve his problems by finding out what they actually are for a start?
bitch aint one.

Well we could start with what we know about jay-z and from there extrapolate some of his possible problems and/or we could write to the jay-z fan club and see if they have any clues – we could also setup a google alert and pay attention to every time jay-z’s name comes up in the news or on a blog.

What do we know about Jay-Z?

1. he’s a black man living in America
2. he often hangs with a rough crowd
3. his woman friend is bootylicious
4. he’s a sagittarius (born Dec 4)
5. he’s pushing 40
6. I’m almost sure he gets random offers of sex
7. he rich, rich, rich – worth $300+ million
8. he has a name for everyday of the week; Shawn Corey Carter, Jay-Z, Jigga, Jay-Hova, Hova, Young Hov, Jazzy
9. he’s been useful to a lot of other artists
10. some people don’t like him

Ok, so what do we know about his problems? We know that a bitch ain’t one. That’s a good start, but more data is needed before the process of solving the problems can begin.