Stitch is returning from the Dark Side that is Facebook
Not really sure what I was thinking about when I put this one up. The truth of the matter is that I want to strangle the crap out of most people after being around them for more than a hour.
Can you have deaf, mute members in your entourage? If so, who would yell
“Yeah Boy!”
When I did something cool?
Wait, I’m pretty sure people don’t say that anymore. For that matter I’m pretty sure people never said that.
Another thing, with deaf, mute members of said entourage there would be lots of sign language being thrown about.
Worse case, this could be mistaken for gang signs and would lead to a shoot out with Suge Knight and his crew. At the least a clothes tearing cat fight with Lindsey Lohan and her clic… hmmm, wait…
Hows that a bad thing again?
Maybe I could become a member of Lindsey’s entourage. I could be the guy who holds the bail money or reminds her to put underwear on.
Hmmm, nah!
I’m pretty sure that “strangle the crap” thing would kick in somewhere after holding her hair in a stall in the mens room while she threw up on my shoes.
I’m open for suggestions on this one.
