Be a pirate queen

Got left stranded on the island…

I now have both my manager and my minon at work addressing me as “Pirate Queen”.

Not sure how that happened… But it is pretty freakin funny :D

This AM, Surly Jr wakes me up EARLY. She’s got a form for school and it is due TODAY! (more likely yesterday)

She needs to know how to spell my name LOL
Where I was born, where her dad was born, her address (wtf?) her dad’s address, etc…

She asks where I work and what job title I have.

I am NOT A MORNING PERSON! At this point there are a lot of I don’t knows… I don’t know dad’s address. I don’t know where dad was born, some where in Japan and no, I don’t know the zip code there.

I’m feeling a little surly.

Job title??? Pirate queen, kid. I am a pirate queen. Geesh, she is 16 and knows DAMN WELL what I do!

Later on, she tells me I have to sign this form. Sure enough, mom’s job title = Pirate Queen. (For kicks, I looked at what she put for dad’s job title was “narc” LMFAO Mom is a Pirate Queen and dad is a narc. BEAUTIFUL!)

So now I’m just WAITING for the phone call from her school.

I have caller ID. If it’s her school, I’m gonna answer, “ARRRG, what ye be wantin?” LOL

I think I’m sooooo funny…..... I wonder if her school will.

Arrrr!!!

Great Neptune’s man nipples!

The Cap’n

Profile: Some men and women are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any scallawag who stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man – or woman – you couldn’t eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you – but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. You are Charlie’s Angels without so much “Charlie” and decidedly light on the “Angel.” Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone – Man, Woman or Individual of Transgender or indecipherable Sexual Identification – to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones’ locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed – a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

What’s Yer Inner Pirate?

What a perfect example of a Pirate Queen! Arrrr

Gráinne Ní Mháille (c. 1530 to 1603)