maintain my blog , write 100 jokes this year

Or just no time at all .Very busy working ,unpacking and cleaning.
Writing about the 43Thing zeitgeist has been so much fun I decided to blog about the Google zeitgeist . Went to the Google Zeitgeist and it blew my head open . Amazing .
My current blog has been good practice . If I finish “43Things I’d never choose” my next project will be a blog about the Internet zeitgeist and most searched terms . Title : Dr. Gestalt’s Zeitgeist Diagnosis , Popular Ideas I Haven’t Grasped , What I’m Thinking About What Your Thinking or Uh .

I’m starting to get comments on and about my blog . It’s a bit intimidating . I have no direction . My recent pattern has been gag , nerd stuff , embarrassing rant and repeat .The nerd stuff because it’s convention season but my enjoyment isn’t translating to inspired entries .The only recent stuff that has looked heartfelt is the embarrassing rants and it’s hard to label a piece “misogyny” knowing that some intelligent women (inexplicably ) take time to look at what I write .

You know I invented bread ? Unfortunately I called fuznutgooblebure and it never caught on under that title .

“Captain Kid , your word is ‘air’ ”
“Ay… ”
Moderator , ” Did you say ‘A’ ? ”
“Aye…”
Moderator ,” Huh ? ”
“Arrr ! Ay Aye Arr, Air ya unworthy , coast huggin’ ,bookworm eatin’ son of a syphilitic librarian !
“Correct , Mr. Robert Newton your word is ’ Ridiculous ”
“Uh..arr ? “

I’ll get serious about being silly soon . In the mean time here’s an easy fart observation . If I were a studio musician I’d want to work on movie soundtracks .I’d eat beans before every session and giggle to myself knowing that somewhere in the depths of the recording ,supporting some actors star turn ,would be the sound of gas escaping my ass .

So for 50 years now researchers have been teaching monkeys sign language to learn things . Hey! if you want to ask a monkey questions learn to speak monkey . I mean come on Jane Goodall , Koko recognizes 2,000 English words you mean to say you don’t know any Chimpanzee ? Were like rude tourists of the animal kingdom .

I am going to assume my subscriber is a family member ,relax and continue as normal, eventually .I’d think my blog is more entertaining, more jokes , links , pictures , videos , a song and stuff ( Yes, stuff !) I have to focus on pleasing myself or I’ll loose interest in my blog and 43 things .
In my monster movie a giant 40 something New Yorker goes on a pointless rampage , His inexplicably loyal fan base and good reviews protecting him from military counterstrike .SIEN FIELD lays waste to a city and intellectual comedy all the while complaining that the shaky-cam makes him queasy . In the sequel he’ll be defeated by a giant Woody Allen .
I’ll take an attempted pun for a half point Alex.

At the Greyhound station there is a sign next to the clock. It reads , ” This clock is correct ” . I went and asked the clerk if the sign was accurate. She didn’t think it was funny .

Need to get the taste from my mouth .”Brush with death !” The worst dental advice ever .
Got a new coffee machine . The thing took 45 minutes to install and get this all it does is make coffee . No cappuccino , mocha , GPS , WiFi or nothing . I mean, Ironman came out this weekend .You spend 45 minutes hooking up a machine that doesn’t even multitask that better be some damn good coffee .Ironman’s coffee maker flies . It probably only makes a few cups but he can pee in it later!

The first lady wants to help Burma.If there is one thing a Bush understands You can’t give money to poor people .You can sure collect a big pile of cash for a cause though. I guess the bad press those monks created lost the junta some payments . I’m sure the resources won’t go to waste on the needy .

This isn’t a joke it’s just sarcasm . Being silly is easy when you don’t try . I’m also learning how much of the days humor is hard to capture out of context and I love out of context (nonsequiturs ) .I’m not crossing off the goal though . looking at my blog archive I should make this goal simply by being consistent .I’ll let the two and a half weak ones count as a head start and relax . Kudos to writers on deadlines everywhere especially comedy writers.