Homemade tacos with rice and beans. Not bad for a gringo.

:)

I cheerbombed TG, I rolled in fresh poop and, as I couldn’t find Bella, Chloe or Rusty, I made friends with myself by sniffing my own butt (from a distance).

And now I’m going to have a drink of Bacardi Breezer and pretend it’s a margarita.

Happy Cinco Seis de Mayo!

_{One of the statements in the first paragraph is a lie. You, dear reader, are required to guess which one.}

MARGARITAS!

and I’m ready to shake!!!

Bailamos todos