Learn to live with MTS

W/we hereby apologize for any planets knocked from their orbit last week, but dammit, when galaxies collide there’s just gonna be some collateral damage.

Mutual Temptation Syndrome

living large

[sigh]

that occurs when mutual forces of attraction are at their strongest simultaneously. With no buffer, and no alternate polarity to counteract the magnestism, the pull is nearly insurmountable, the generate heat intense. Physical proximity intensifies the condition, but geographic distance does not significantly decrease the intensity of symptoms. There is no cure, and palliative treatments to date have shown no promising results.

Insidious.

^{and fatal to a workday….}