Get a guide dog

I was approved for a guide dog, but my living situation is just too unstable.

Maybe in 6 months?

People are staring.
I don’t really mind.
Actually, I think it’s funny.
I crack BDSM jokes with my instructor, this lil’, ol’ Mexican man guiding me down the street holding the dog harness explaining verbal commands.
I pet my imaginary dog, “Good boy” and we laugh.
I say, “if anyone asks I’m testing out ideas for the amateur porn contest”

We talk about chi, and tattoos.

I think the evaluation went well. It’ll take about a month to know whether I was approved and I still need to send in that paperwork.

If I do get approved I have to spend 28 days on Portland, Oregon, all expenses paid to train with the dog, but there’s no way I could just fall off the earth for a month as things are.

That’s OK.. The ovulation is good for a year.

The guide dog paperwork I requested has been collecting dust on my table for the last month.

At first the idea of being able to take a dog anywhere pleased me, but my life is unstable.
I had my cats for three years when I had to leave them in Las Vegas..

What would I do on the road, couch hopping, hitch hiking, Greyhound, and oneway flights? Where does a dog fit into that?

Out of the blue I get the call for an evaluation this Monday.

I don’t know about this..