List 100 Things that piss me off, besides not having any money...

1. Cyclists who refuse to share the road.
2. Pedestrians who don’t look where they’re going and leave that to me to do.
3. Drivers who don’t stop at stop signs.
4. Drivers who use their signal lights as indications of something they’re already doing as opposed to something they intend to do.
5. Traffic.
6. Buying something and then finding out it went on sale the very next week.
7. Feeling ugly.
8. Shopping for pants (it always makes me angry because I can’t wear normal-sized pants).
9. Flip-flops.
10. When I try and initiate a conversation with my wife and she’s just silent.
11. People who leave their cell phones on during a movie.
12. People who TALK AT FULL VOLUME throughout a movie. Seriously. Learn some fucking manners.
13. People who let their kids talk at full volume throughout a movie.
14. Paying full-price for a movie and having it be awful.
15. People who kick the back of my chair in a movie theater and then not apologize for it.
16. People who don’t know how to use the word “literally”.
17. Fundamentalists.
18. Racists.
19. People who are so smart they look down on you because you don’t know everything they do.
20. People who think that the anonymity of the internet allows them to be mean.
21. Getting stuck on one part of a video game and NEVER being able to get past it.
22. People who don’t bathe/put on deodorant when going out in public.
23. People who forget how to drive when it snows out.
24. When my landlord takes two weeks to cash my rent cheque and I don’t have enough in the bank to cover it so I get overdraft charges.
25. When people depend on me to be knowledgeable and I can’t remember what I need to know.
26. Overdue fines.
27. People who forget how to parent when they’re in public.
28. Forgetting something 3 days in a row.
29. Days at work that go by too slowly.
30. Days at work that go by way too fast.

It took me sixteen months to do the list of 100 things that make me happy. I always figured that a list of 100 things that made me angry would be a lot easier to do. Let’s see how long THIS one takes me…

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1. Racist people. OMG! Get over it people we are all different!! Embrace it! we are all amazing people who cares what some one believes in or what color they are!!! they are still amazing!

2. Bank fees. STFU bank!

3. Petrol prices! $1.28 a liter!!! robbery!

3. People sleeping on my shoulder on the train! Do i look like i enjoy have 300kg old men sleeping on my shoulder?! No!!

4. Waking up at 6am.

5. People who refuse to listen to what you have to say!

76. Daytime television. Horrid!

77. People that tell me how to live my life, spend my money, how to do my job, etc. IT’S MY CHOICE! LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY!

71. When I have to transfer schools. It’s such a hassle!

72. Moving. Put it all in a box just to take it back out again. I really should become a minimalist.

73. Shoes…I hate em. I wear flip flops almost year round would rather be barefoot on the beach.

74. To follow up the last one…clothes. I hate those too. We were born nekkid so why can’t we be comfortable and stay nekkid?

75. Computer operating systems that aren’t all compatible. That drives me up the wall!

the idea is though once i have writen them down i can get over them

1 – those things that go in your toilet and make the water blue
2 – fabric softner and having jasmine smelling clothes
3 – soap operas
4 – trees that are trimmed by coucils to have a clearance of only about 5 foot 6 in height
5 – spelling
6 – people that judge the simpsons on a preconcieved notion of what bart was like in series 1
7 – people that cant keep to one side on an esculator – the english were so much better at this
8 – cats
9 – jane austen novels
10 – suburban four wheel drives
11 – stuffing up a good meal
12 – phones
13 – astrology
14 – that weed in the garden that stops me walking bare foot
15 – whatever is eating my capsicum
16 – fluro coloured clothes
17 – grey trackpants
18 – picking at my nails
19 – jane austen novels
20 – bannanas
21 – driving
22 – finding it so difficult to come up with a hundred things that make me happy
23 – that i am a quitter
24 – that i am a blamer
25 – that i find it so hard to apologise
25 – ulyssis by james joyce
26 – austraila not being a republic
27 – the moral ruination of australia under the stewardship of john howard
28 – the australian democrats
29 – more cats
30 – tabloid magazines
31 – people who believe what the magazines say
32 – not being the person i know i can be
33 – trying to grow lettuce
34 – fighting with my wife
35 – buses – if they could jsut make the gap betwen the seats 2 inches wider
36 – that people my age dont understand what i am talking about when i use impreial measurements (its on the other side of the ruler or have you never noticed it)
37 – realitly tv
38 – my spelling
39 – children that dont sleep
40 – not knowing what i want to do with my life
41 – not strong enough deoderant
42 – there can be nothing wrong with the number 42
43 – people who dont move to the far left on 3 lane roads, forcing you to overtake wither on the inside or by moving into the fast lane
44 – sand after being at the beach
45 – my own fear
46 – my employers IT providers
47 – mint flavoured washing up liquid
48 – ricky ponting as a captain
49 – the current attitude of the austrlian cricket team (bring back some character – they look like sportsman almost)
50 – lano and woodley as solo artists

well i only have 50 but i am marking this as done, im glad to not have that many things that piss me off

I couldn’t resist finishing tonight
51. Dick Cheney
52. Grasshoppers
53. Cockroaches
54. Biased news
55. Bill O’Reilly
56. George Lucas
57. Epic Movie and any other movies with a similar title
58. The State of Kentucky
59. People who don’t care about anything but dating
60. The Batman voice in The Dark Knight
61. When you mess up typing something on a calculator and have to type it again
62. Pennies
63. Sexism
64. Sweatpants
65. Spam e-mail
66. When people bring their children to those Japnaes restraunts where they cook in front of you and they cry when the fire happens.
67. Suspenders
68. When I have bad ideas
69. Those commercials for charities where they show dying children and criticize you
70. Pickup trucks
71. Sales that use the words “up to” to sucker people in
72. Our Economy
73. A Light in The Forest
74. Girls with way too much makeup.
75. Tangled cords
76. Lukewarm hot tubs
77. Creepy picture of angry old people
78. PEOPLE WHO TYPE WITH CAP LOCKS ON WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO EXPRESS ANGER
79. That “Not going to write you a love song.”
80. Extremely hairy legs
81. Bikers who bike in the middle of the road to show power
82. Those buttons that are supposed to change the “WALK” signs but really do nothing
83. How newspapers are so enormous
84. Sports fanatics
85. Sports in general
86. People who give unwanted advice
87. People who ask me to give them advice on subjects I know nothing about
88. How no one laughs when I make references to internet videos.
89. Posers
90. Mishearing lyrics to songs “Reboks with the straps and the boobs (boots) with the fur”
91. People who say “I listen to just about everything” when asked about their music preferences
92. Escaladers
93. Marketplaces
94. Squeaky shoes
95. Women who wear spandex that rubs together and makes that awful sound.
96. Store brand cereal
97. Glue sticking to your hands
98. New cartoons
99. Suicide poetry
100. People who think solving a Rubik’s cube in under a is a life’s accomplishment

1.Stereotypical manliness.
2. Unfriendly shopkeepers.
3. Confederate Flags.
4.Car trips
5. Fred Phelps
6. Homophobes
7. Racist
8. People who leave shopping carts in the middle of parking lots
9. People who use unnecessary apostrophes (DVD’s)
10. Actors who can only play themselves (cough Nicholas Cage cough)
11. That kid who sits behind me in a class who puts her feet on the back of my chair and bounces like a maniac
12. People who consider “Your face”, “That’s what she said”, “Your mom!”, or “your gay” to be clever comebacks.
13. Obese fitness teachers, or all fitness teachers.
14. Shows that end with the words “with celebrities”
15. Sarah Palin
16. that bright yellow that burns your eyes when people have it on a computer screen
17. The fact that it is not socially acceptable for a man to carry a bag around. :{
18. People who are obsessed with Twilight.
19. My dad’s neighbors who leave a dog chained up in their backyard and never play with it. Free Zolly
20. Smokers who blow the smoke in your face.
21. Chairs in fast food restaurants that look soft but are really not.
22. Fast food restaurants.
23. Those writings on bathroom stalls. I don’t want to read about your sex life while I
24. Babies in theaters
25. That guy with the obnoxious laugh that always finds a way to sit behind me in funny shows.
26. People who wear their pants so low they have to hold them up
27. Planet X. Pluto FTW!
28. When you are searching for something on limewire and the first thing that pops up is a porn clip with the name of your song inserted in front of the title.
29. When you are taking an internet quiz that makes you sign up for forty different surveys before you get results.
30. Those people on youtube who can’t figure out where the subscribe button is and spend thirty seconds trying to figure it out
31. Having my picture taken
32. Christopher Paolini (wrote Eragon)
33. When people gossip about me.
34. Inflatable holiday decorations
35. Hyper waitresses
36. Those colored pencils teachers keep.
37. Those people with Hello Kitty backpacks who walk through the hall soooooo slowly through the hallways
38. People who hate cats
39. This one dog that just walks all over my neighborhood and lowers property values with it’s scraggly hair.
40. How people overuse cuss words.
41. How its goose, geese but not moose, meese
42. Sexy children’s toys
43. Hanna Montana
44. people who type like this. “Omg. U r sooooo cool. U an me r bffs. lmirl. jk gf. lol :]”
45. People who say they like me but don’t really know me.
46. People who overuse Axe deodorant.
47. When signs use exclamation points when they are not needed. Such as in. Cancer ward this way!
48. Chain messages
49. Poaching
50. The War in Iraq

21. Parents who encourage their kids to be violent.
22. Not being okay with my natural skin tone.
23. Profiting from other peoples’ insecurities.
24. Having a really shitty sense of direction.
25. People who bitch about how horrible the world is, instead of doing something about it.
26. Insensitivity.
27. Dependency.
28. Lack of drive. Especially when I have some serious shit to take care of.
29. Anyone who rains on my parade. Let me be excited about a little snowfall; I don’t give a shit how much you hate it. I think it’s beautiful.
30. Aggression in situations that don’t call for it.
31. People who are so stuck on being loyal to their political party, they start defending the most ridiculous things.
32. People who are proud of their ignorance.
33. Being accused of not having a sense of humor when I don’t laugh at a blatantly racist joke. I do have a sense of humor; your jokes just aren’t funny.
34. Crappy pop songs my mother forces me to listen to in the car.
35. Pointy-toed shoes. I just don’t think they look good on anyone.
36. Cosmetic companies discontinuing my favorite shade of nail polish.
37. People who want credit for doing things they’re supposed to do.
38. High rise jeans. I’m probably an outlier on this, but I love low rise jeans and if they ever go out of style so you can’t buy any more, I will scream and cry and never wash the ones I have, hoping they’ll last until they come back in fashion.
39. How the anonymity of the internet gives people free reign to act on their most dickholish desires. Why do people become frothing idiots when their identity is concealed?
40. Dr. 90210 and breast implant obsession. Women without tits, stand up and be proud! You are sexy without tits. Your greatness is not measured by your cup-size.
41. All the horrible shows on MTV and how they don’t play music videos anymore.
42. The whole empire-waist trend. It’s done with. I’m so sick of it. And it makes everyone look pregnant.
43. Ironing.
44. Sean Stewart on Celebrity Rehab. You’re not a celebrity by association.
45. How The Sopranos is edited for A&E. They can show a guy’s head getting blown off but they can’t say “balls”?
46. Skinny jeans on men.
47. Crocs. I don’t care how comfortable they are. You look like an idiot.
48. Uggs in the summer. Same as above.
49. B-side tracks that I can’t find anywhere online.
50. People who buy their babies onesies with band logos on them. Stop trying to be cool and turning your kid into some rockstar baby.
51. Also, t-shirts with stupid saying like “i fucked your girlfriend” or “porn star” or “can’t sleep, clowns will eat me”.
52. Vanity. It’s totally gross and I hate being afflicted with it.
53. That there are eating disorder centers for nine year olds (or rather, that there is a need for them).
54. Dog hair on the carpet.
55. Cat hair on anything other than the cat.
56. Distressed jeans. I’ll end up putting holes in my jeans myself. I don’t need a store to do it for me to create the illusion that I have a life.
57. Animal cruelty.
58. And irresponsible breeding.
59. Moccasins on anyone other than an indian or my grandfather.
60. I love the shit out of skinny jeans, but only low-rise ones, not the crazy high-waisted crap.
61. Faux-documentary movies. I’d rather just enjoy the movie instead of spending the whole time trying to figure out whether it’s real or scripted.
62. Gladiator sandals. Blech! There’s nothing really creative to say about them other than that they make everyone’s legs look shorter and fatter and they burn my retinas.
63. Turtlenecks or anything that constricts the neck. I love scarves but rarely wear them because I don’t find them to be comfortable.
64. Season finales that disappoint.
65. When I’ve taken the time to remember someone’s birthday and send them a text and they can’t even say thank you.
66. R. Kelly.
67. Impractical, extravagant gifts from my significant other, like stupid-expensive jewelry. I’d rather that money be spent on us taking a trip together instead, or doing something both of us enjoy.
68. Inhaling cigarette smoke.
69. My inability to sleep like a normal person.
70. Rush Limbaugh.
71. Awkward silences during car rides.
72. The twin fetish thing. Since when is incest sexy?
73. Same with “who’s your daddy?”. Makes me wanna vomit.
74. How Hulk Hogan treats his daughter, and any father that doesn’t have a real life and believes it is their duty in life to keep guard over their daughter’s panties. Is telling young women that their moral compass lays in between their legs really setting the bar high?
75. The Girls Gone Wild phenomenon.
76. Ingrid Newkirk.
77. People who can’t view a person’s art as distinct from their life (ex. people who won’t watch a Tom Cruise movie because they don’t agree with something he says or an Angelina Jolie movie because they believe she’s “a homewrecker”). Their private lives shouldn’t negate the value of their work.
78. Cheaters.
79. When cheaters blame their partners for their infidelity. Fuck that. You CHOOSE to cheat. You could have talked to your partner about being unhappy in your relationship, you could have ended the relationship, but you chose to be an asshole and cheat. Own up to it.
80. “I don’t trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn’t die” and all that bullshit that redefines the entrance point from which almost all humans come into the world as some sort of horrible defect.
81. Anyone who shames women for doing what their bodies were designed to do.
82. Ann Coulter.
83. Mariah Carey Christmas songs.
84. Ice on the ground.
85. Frost on my car.
86. When my post gets deleted on TheFashionSpot.com just because I pointed out the cocaine in Paris Hilton’s nose.
87. Mild cheddar.
88. My brother coming home and getting the dogs riled up after they’d been sleeping and I’d been enjoying the quiet.
89. My sister’s short fuse.
90. Friends who claim to be so into Bob Marley when they are so racist at the same time.
91. Followers.
92. Our lack of snow. It is snowing in the south, and on the west coast, but not New Jersey?? Where is MY snow? How could the Heat Miser allow this to happen…
93. Global Warming.
94. My camera running low on battery during a hike.
95. 27 Dresses, and any other “I must get married before I’m too old and no one loves me” movies.
96. Coconut-flavored anything.
97. Willful obtuseness.
98. Burning my tongue on something hot.
99. Flat soda.
100. Being told by a male friend “Hey, I’m a guy.” Don’t insult my intelligence by attempting to use your gender as an excuse for being incompetent/sexually inappropriate/absent minded/whatever else you did wrong this time. Sorry, but I do have other male friends, a boyfriend, and a brother. I happen to know it’s just you.