Restore my red vinyl punk jacket.

Just ordered some black spray-on vinyl to revamp the entire affair.

Recently purchased a pair of fake-leather motorcycle boots that will also be sprayed.

Apparently I am well on my way to becoming a fake badass.

Attempted to spray it with sealant to prevent the vinyl from flaking off. Didn’t seem to work.

Was told that it bears a striking resemblance to Michael Jackson’s jacket in Thriller.

As a result, am considering spray painting the whole thing black.