get rid of the ants in the bathroom

There are thousands of the little blighters. They are wandering around as if they own the place, and make regular excursions into the bedroom. Why, even as I type this, one has strolled nonchalantly across the screen of my laptop. It sure had a lot of guts….. which are now smeared across the floor!

The first ant repellent, which I found in the garage, had little detrimental effect, except to make them act as though they were drunk for a while. Great, the free drinks were on me!

They seem to be challenging me, and I accept their challenge. Time to visit the hardware store. Mwah hahah. _{(evil laugh)}