eat a panda

Im stocked in Bangkok now and somebody told me I can find it in the local Chinatown from the black market in a hidden place.
They also told me have aphrodisiac properties.
Anyway really expensive.
I will find out.

Who doesn’t love a panda? I like my with a side of spotted owl.

I wonder, is this red meat, white meat? Probably would be tasty with a side of fries. Everything tastes better with a salty treat.

I would totally eat a panda…

They would probably taste awful but that fact is anything that won’t breed to save its species deserves to die… and I am pretty sure pandas are below me in the food chain…

Yum yum…

There must be somebody I can pay to bring me into Panda country and help me to evade the Chinese authorities long enough to capture, kill, and eat a wild panda. I don’t mind if it is a Red Panda or the big kind. I don’t mean to leave the country with the carcass. I can eat it on site.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/04/11/pandas.san.diego.zoo.ap/index.html

soon i shall be ready for a panda… soon.

i don’t want to do this… but it was a, “The world wants to…” suggestion, so i thought it would help fill the 43 spots! Turns out 43 spots ain’t that many! So when i do, EAT A PANDA, i’ll tell ya’ll about it.

Actually I’d prefer the black-and-white type – not really a fan of red meat – but a red one would be OK maybe on toast as a starter.

Preferably a red panda. They’re much more tender.