List 50 things I wish for, and 3 ways I can help to make each happen

Most of the stuff I wish for is really small. I eventually get most of what I badly want. Some of the stuff I wish for is flat-out impossible (at this junction in human history anyway, to the best of my knowledge) and would require time travel or alternate universes. I’d rather clear up a spot on the list for something more practical. This doesn’t mean I’ll stop wishing. Not sure that I could.

1. I could kill a lot of brain cells by smoking a ton of weed. I know this works. I’ve seen it happen to a couple of people. Not making any kind of snide anti-drug commentary here, just stating what I’ve observed.
2. I could try the same thing with whippets (not the dog variety), booze, anything else I can get my hands on.
3. I could avoid eating fish. (Since it’s “brain food”.)

1. save up for a downpayment
2. work on my credit score
3. consider & research affordable options like mobile homes, prefabs, forclosures.

1. I could marry someone rich.
2. I could be homeless.
3. I could wait around a few dozen years for social security….assuming it still exists then.

1. I could hire a private investigator or whatever they’re called to find her.
2. I could pay for one of those online services that’s supposed to do the same thing.
3. I could try to find her old friends and pester them for info. on where she could be?

1. diet
2. exercize
3. hypnotism?

1. I could research online to see if there’s anyone who raises and sells them.
2. I could try to entice one of the local ones with various kinds of food, and gradually tame it.
3. I could check with that one animal rescue place that takes in unusual non-domestic type critters and see if they have any squirrels there that they can’t re-release into the wild.

1. Getting a second job would help.
2. Having a savings account might help too.
3. Spending less money on frivolous stuff would help.

1. Moving to L.A. would make this more likely.
2. Losing 60, 70 pounds or so wouldn’t hurt.
3. Other cosmetic things such as tooth whitening would be good too.