have sex on a pool table

So last week I was watching a movie in the basement of my boyfriend’s dorm, and no one was around. And I was all “you know, I’ve never had sex on a pool table before”. It made a lot of noise, so we had to move to a couch eventually, but it was really fun while it lasted! Oh, but warning for whoever’s on bottom- it did NOT look comfortable.

Just be sure to call the pocket when you shoot (guys) and put a towel down or you will leave pecker tracks on the felt.