list 100 movie quotes that crack me up

Riley Poole: When are we gonna get there? I’m hungry. This car smells weird.

Riley Poole: It’s a big blue-ish green man… with a strange-looking goatee… I’m guessing that’s significant.
[hugs the statue]

Abigail Chase: What do you see?
Ben Gates: 2:22.
Abigail Chase: What time is it now?
Clothing Store Clerk: Almost 3.
Abigail Chase: [sighs] We missed it.
Riley Poole: No, we didn’t. We didn’t miss it because… you don’t know this? I know something about history that you don’t know.
Ben Gates: I’d be very excited to learn about it, Riley.
Riley Poole: Hold on one second, let me just take in this moment. This is cool. Is this how you feel all the time? Well, except now.
Abigail Chase: Riley!
Riley Poole: All right! What I know is that daylight savings wasn’t established until World War I. If it’s 3 p.m. now that means that in 1776 it would be 2 p.m.
Ben Gates: Riley, you’re a genius.

Dr. Egon Spengler: There’s something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don’t cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, “bad”?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That’s bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

I was in the mood for a goofy movie last week, so I ordered Mystery Men from Netflix. Man, I had forgotten how funny that was! And then, because I remembered that it used to be one of her favorites, I texted Peace, “Mama Pajama!” And that was the beginning of a 2 and a half HOUR “Quote-Off” that left me with stomach pains from laughing and a dead phone battery. Priceless.

By the time we were finished (I won, by the way. Haha) We had quoted the entire movie, even the parts that weren’t meant to be funny.

I was worried that since she jsut turned 16, Peace would withdraw into teenager moodiness and have no patience for family (like I did). But I should have remembered that even when my folks and my siblings could annoy me just by breathing, I always had time for Peace. there was no reason she wouldn’t feel the same about me. :)
I feel an Eddie Izzard stand-up “quote-off” coming on in the next couple days. haha

Stephen: [starts laughing] Him? That can’t be William Wallace. I’m prettier than this man!
[to the sky]
Stephen: Alright, Father, I’ll ask him.
[to William]
Stephen: If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?
Hamish: Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?
Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.
[to the sky]
Stephen: Yes, Father!
[to Hamish]
Stephen: The Almight says, “Don’t change the subject, just answer the fuckin’ question.”

Did our people do that? We’re going to get letters.

Well, it’s Groundhog Day…again.