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It hard out there for a pimp

Pimping is the realization of the modern American Dream. Lot’s of money with very little work, lot’s of women with no commitment, and getting rich by exploiting the weaknesses of others.

My foray into pimping is a little different than most though, I didn’t have to find my own whores, they found me. Two ‘escorts’ mistakenly showed up at my door one night because they had gone to the wrong house, the three of us talked for a few minutes and they told me they would return after they finished their call. Well, Long story short; they did come back and a few drinks and a threesome later they were on the road with me to Dallas, TX. These Ho’s had chosen me and now I was a Pimp.

What I learned about men, women, relationships, and even myself is pricless knowledge. I no longer pimp but I wouldn’t trade the life experience for anything in the world.