~* Wish Uncle the most Beautiful, Loving, Tender big birthday bash ever on August 2 *~

...but not under this goal.
So here it goes for my entry:
I hope you had a birthday full of tender love coming from all over the world, wishes here wishes there, lots of kisses and loving of all kinds.
And lots of hugs!

to one of the tenderest hearted men on 43things.

I know I am late but after all Better late than never

I never could think of anything really snappy to say to you for your birthday, and it is an important birthday at that . . . geezerdom!!!

But mostly I just hope that you have a wonderful year ahead of you, full of love and happiness and healing of footness!!!

((((( UNC )))))

What can I say that hasn’t already been said by those who’ve come before me? Not much, I’m thinking.

So, I’m gonna do for you what I did for Serenity. No, not that! I’m gonna give various definitions for your name, just to see how accurate the Urban Dictionary is.

In no particular order, it lists -

• Exclaimation meaning “I give up”. _{I’m sure you’ve heard that often enough.}

• The name you must call your mums boyfriend when you are little.

• to be a sugar daddy. to be really old and have fine nieces or mistresses. usually used with mafioso or wall street guys who hang with their nieces at night clubs and high end resturants.

• slang term for ant eater. _{An animal with a furry face and a desire to stick it’s tongue in holes? Hmmm. Sounds about right.}

• an older protective butch lesbian who enjoys the company of younger boi’s. _{I’m saying nothing.}

• Translated into Punjabi it means breast.

• Uncle is anything and everything…It can be a good thing or a bad thing…It can be a person, a feeling, an object, or even a thing…

Yup, I think that covers everything.

_{There’s only one definition for “Enore” – Some kind of chavvy way of saying “and all” after being shortened to ”’n’ all” it then ends up being “enore”}

Oh yeah, there’s one final meaning of Uncle, and believe me, I’ve saved the best for last.

• The member of your family that is most likley to come into your bedroom in the middle of the night and show you his penis.

Once again, happy birthday, buddy!

Happy birthday, though. I set you up a play-date with this guy. I think you could learn a lot from each other.

I still want to wish you a fantastic birthday !
Perhaps….
...you are still celebrating ?
I hope it was fun and your year to follow full to the brim of all you wish for !
x

I was afraid. Afraid to give you this little birthday gift.

Afraid a man of your advancing years might…you know… strain himself.

:)

_{EDIT: Disregard the date on the photo. The product does not have an expiration date.}

we’ll have to have this party in person.

I’m so late.

I hope you’re still celebrating.

Hugs