Pohatutk 2 months to go :)
I’ve had two hairstyles in my life, military taper and uncut. Ironically, I’ve had military taper longer than not cutting my hair because that’s what my mother considered proper.
I’ve had the same wardrobe for six years. I have shirts I was wearing in middle school. Outrageous.
I’ve never had a facial, a massage, a manicure or a pedicure. I get pretty regular exercise, but I don’t feel like it’s enough. I have good hygiene, though my teeth have suffered for my smoking.
I want to do a full overhaul. I want more tailored suits, more button shirts, more slacks. I want to let my wild side out long enough to be comfortable taming it. I want to be Aaron Eckhart’s film double. I want suspenders. Yes, suspenders.
So I’m really comfortable with the idea of a new me… but I have no fashion sense. I don’t even know where to begin. Magazines don’t do anything for me at all, and my personal sense of what looks good really only lasts about 30 seconds after I buy something. Everything else can be managed… it’s the wardrobe that scares me.
