eat a vegan person

My theory is that we should all live like caveman. That means fuck TV, hunt mammoths, communicate without words. I love the animals and disagree with raising them in cages with hormones, so I eat free range meat and much of it raw. I’m a caveman in a city.
I just think this goal is super silly. Cannibalism doesn’t work so well.. all people are on the same level on the food chain. But veganism wouldn’t work for me either. Because I believe in the food chain. 2 years ago

sounds awesome 3 years ago

It’s true what they say… 5 years ago

some people with this goal are a little too literal about this.
I’m taking it in the dirty sense. oh yes. 5 years ago

I don’t wanna eat some person’s fingernails, that’s fully sick.
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I’ll have to find a vegan and fight them, but, at no point can they be aware of this goal. They have to think it’s a real fight.
I can see myself losing a friend over this, if a newly made one. 6 years ago

It’s about time I started working on this one, cos it can’t sit there as a novelty forever.

I’ll have to find a vegan, and have them let me bite their fingernails.

Anybody got any better ideas?
Cheers. 6 years ago

Not that I’m a huge fan of canibalism, but that would be the ultimate irony. I’ll have to think about how to accompish this without actually eating human flesh. Maybe if I get in a fight with a vegan. I’ll figure something out… 6 years ago