have some kinky fun

The ultimate aphrodisiac for me is to use masking tape as a mask. But I create orifices in the tape to match up with any that appear in my face. That way if I become thirsty mid-coitus I could fetch some lemonade. It also makes it exponentially easier to hear the soundtrack to ‘Fat Albert’ (which is constantly playing during my many sexual conquests).

That being said, I would like it if also, my partner(s) were fitted with a similar mask; only, with the tape inside out. This way, upon kissing, we would stick together.

Another turn on for me personally is margarine.

The End.

i don’t think i will ever mark this one of regardless of completion. :P

you know how you can get duct tape in different colors? jerry made a point about flavors. “freaks everywhere would love it.” lol. i jest, i jest.