Obtain enlightenment

It’s 2007, so I figured I might as well get a fresh start on this list. After a random roll of the dice, THIS entry came up … ummmmm … okay, as good a place as any to start.

Now, WHERE the hell do I obtain enlightenment?

(One phone call later.)

Yoga classes begin tomorrow. I figure if nothing else, I’ll hopefully learn to meditate, relax, and deal with stress. That should fix my 30-second attention span, sleeping issues, and allow me at least get a handle on the rest of this list, right?

Obtaining something that is not obtainable.