Tip a Cow

I mean really, how much do you tip a cow? Do cows have the same tipping standards as humans? Or can you tip in hay? This is all very confusing, but I do not to be outcast by all the cows for poor tipping….

Did this as a teenager. It seemed fun at the time, but not worth it to me now, thinking back.

It’s overrated.

Despite my fear of cowboys and the deep South, one day I will venture to some pasture, find a sleeping cow, name it Baxter, and attempt to tip it. If this cannot be accomplished, I will hug it and whisper sweet nothings in its ear (actually just the first one).

Okay, I go to Indiana every year during the summer and within the past two years I’ve joked around about tipping a cow. But, now that I look at it, I really want to do it. Just sneak out and tip a cow. That’s all I want to do and I’ll probably get to do it this summer, if not, the next one. Ridiculous, I know, but I want to see that hunk of beef go down. I’ll probably never do it when I’m an adult, because I love the city too much, so I just want to get this checked off my list of things to do.

You can tell I’m from the Midwest. Everyone I tell this to, however, tells me that it’s a myth: that it can’t be done. Well, that may be true, but I have to find out for myself.