swear more

Man, I started to swear and I felt so more free…now I am even more popular at school with my friends…all my friends swear and I was the only one who was too shy to swear, it sucked!

Well, I sure don’t swear around more “prude” people, but I don’t give a fucking shit when I’m around cool, popular people.

“Trying to stifle free speech, no matter what you call it – is humbug”

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fuck and hell

FUCK YEAH! LIBERATION! XD

Why do people get offended if someone says SHIT, but not if they say;

poop,
crap,
turd,
dookie,
doo doo,
droppings,
scat,
deuce,
number two…

you get the picture.

Why the fuck can’t i swear? Swearing is the best. Look at this site if you don’t believe me. www.swearswearswear.com

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Why not?

Why do I want to bloody well swear more?! ‘It’s a disusting habit, it’s horrible to hear someone speaking such foul language…’ blah blah blah. Fuck that!
I now swear when teachers are in the room, yay, I pretend I don’t notcie they’re there and now I really don’t give a crap about what people think of me. I swear constantly now!!! Apart from the odd time when I’m in serious trouble and shouldn’t, that’d get me into more trouble!

In my last year of high school, I took Writer’s Craft and learned a heckuva lot about writing poetry and prose. We held a poetry reading at one point. After some egging on from Jacob and reading some serious stuff, I stood up and read this hyper-juvenile limerick:

Shit, fucking shit, fucking shit, fuck
Shit, fucking shit, fucking shit, fuck
 Shit, fucking shit, fuck
 Shit, fucking shit, fuck
Shit, fucking shit, fucking shit, fuck

The teacher was not entirely happy.