Confuse a pine marten.

I’ve seen a few pine martens (kin to the weasel) on my property. Every time I see them, they are running very fast; as if they are late for work. One day, I saw two run right past my patio door about two minutes apart, moving in the same direction.

My goal is to confuse a pine marten while it is on its way to wherever it is going to. Maybe a trombone blast or a kazoo. I’d just like to make one of these creatures stop long enough to get a photo.