lunge wildly at the pope

genius enough said.

...suggested it.
Gotta be done.

Now I know what you’re thinking, “Attack the Pope and survive? Impossible.” Well, it happened folks, and I just happen to be the psycho who did it. To be fair, I was TOLD to do it by a man who claimed to be Jesus, and I figured, easy come easy go, right? Besides, I’m Jewsih, and I’m sick of that jive ass Pope and his ‘holier than thou’ act. So I hide away in the Vatican’s lavitory for three days with nothing to eat but communion chips and bed bugs. He comes in for a whizz, and I jump at him from behind. Then, this old man swings around and bicycle kicks me back to the stone age! Who’da thought the Pope knew Kung Fu?

I dreamt I did, that’ll do for now

I have yet to even see the pope on TV, yet in real life so this goal isn’t going too well.

However, I have worked out how to do it.

I am going to set up an assasination to save him from, whilst lunging wildly at him to fake save him.

I win!