frack a cylon

It’s too hard to figure out who’s a cylon these days.

I spotted a Sharon today. Wasn’t sure if I should run or ask her out for a burrito dinner.
At some point I would like to have a Sharon have my baby.

i’m sure some of the people i know are cylons. i need an airlock to thrown them out of.
(or something. is that well writen?)

You see… the cylons are real!
No! Really! They really are real!
And they’re coming to get us!
Everyone should hide under the table.
Duck and cover really works you see…
Ah! Frack! Here comes another cylon…
Boooom (sounds of loud explosion reverberate through the empty technically silent vastness of space near our bright blue planet)
Got one!
Whoohoo!
Starbuck, move over!
I am the new fracker of cylons!

I’d love to appear on Battlestar Galactica. Does anyone here know how to audition for a tv series?