How to learn at least one song on guitar
It made me
smooth w/ the ladies 
"start with something REALLY easy"
How I did it: Actually, you can go from zero songs to about 10 songs really quickly, here's how:
Don't focus on songs, focus on chords.
My first song was "Leaving on a Jet Plane"
It was a good choice because it can be played with 3 chords-- C, G, and D.
Learn these three chords and also A and you can play about a dozen songs by all sorts of people.
- Leaving on a Jet Plane
- Breakfast at Tiffany's
- Semi-Charmed Life
- When You Say Nothing at All
- ...And like, any song by Neil Young
