I want to grow a flower for every time someone tells me “F*** you.” Then I’ll go back to that person and pin the flower on their lapel in a gesture of friendship.

I want to grow a flower for every time someone tells me “F* you.” Then I’ll go back to that person and pin the flower on their lapel in a gesture of friendship.

And while they are looking down on it in astonishment, I’ll bunch up my knuckles and punch them in the face.