Build a Secret Underground Lair

But I’m not going to say if it was actually completed or not, as that would go against the “secret” part of the goal.

I actually get a real secret underground lair! I can’t say much about it because it’s secret but it is underground.

ventilation
moisture/flooding

i’m currently reseaerching this link to learn more about underground dwellings throughout history.

let me know if any of you are actually to the execution

radon gas
underground water, gas, and electric lines

now, radon gas, is basically a carcinogenic gas that comes up from the ground. It’s part of the world we live in now, it’s in our homes, where our CHILDREN PLAY. and all that shit. but it’s something that should concern us because it does vary from place to place- certain phospherous deposits can be super hazerdous. and i’ve been lead to believe that there are testing supplies that exist and can be purchased from hardware stores at reasonable prices.

as far as underground water and electric lines.. there’s the official call before you dig program, where you get uncle sam’s permission to dig as well as the info. Not too secret, but i suppose if you’re doing it on your own proporty it’s a slightly humiliating but convenient saftey step. (ps. i’m not sure how convenient it actually is)
But for those of you who want truly secret lairs, for whatever reason, well, i’m doing more research currently.

_Step one: collect underpants
Step two:
Step three: profit_

Alright that’s a bad Southpark joke, but I need to formualte a plan to get money to bulid my lair.
The floorplans are coming together nicely. I’m doing the blueprints myself because I want my Secret Underground Lair to remain…well, secret. My next step is to find a location.