be less clumsy

I give up, I’ve been clumsy my whole life and I cant stop it, the other day while paying for something I dropped my whole purse and coins while only getting it out of my bag, how did that happen, the cashier was laughing, I just tried to laugh it off

need to stop being so dam clumsy, knocking everything over, bumping into random people, stubbing toes all the time and dropping everything expensive I buy, will think more and keep a distance, this one will be hard, been clumsy whole life, don’t know how to stop it, not like there’s a medication out there that can cure it

If I can hold on to my new headset for more than a year, I’m going to check this off…

Being clumsy has it’s benifits. First aiders won’t have to ask your name because they will know it by now! You can get free plasters/bandages etc. Then again, I don’t really want to be greeted with a fresh bruise/graze every waking day of my life. I suppose I should try and slow myself down aswell:)

My BF calls me Grace for how ungraceful I am. He is always telling me that if I just slow down…bad things wouldn’t happen so often!
Seriously, I am always tripping, I am covered in bruises. How many people break their front teeth by tripping up a curb?

Life’s no fun when you don’t walk into glass doors, close the carboot on your head or fall down the same staircase in the same club three times on the trot.

I like being a big clumsy freak. It’s endearing (perhaps not when m skirt is around my head and I’m lying in a pool of vodka and diet coke but hey, some people find this attractive. I hope.)

Well… today was fantastic for this goal. So far I’ve managed to break a towel bar in my ON CAMPUS apartment. T_T

Spill all the contents of my purse

Trip a couple of times

Flood the kitchen (don’t ask)

bite my tongue so hard I broke skin

and I spilled water all over myself in a public restaraunt

YAY! _

(a couple of days ago I fell ^up the stairs again… don’t ask me how you fall up, but I’m clumsy enough to manage it).

Non ci posso fare nulla, è il mio modo di essere..ed in fondo mi piace essere come sono.. ;.)

i seem to have a problem with stairs and my pants.i will trip on my pant legs! they aren’t even raver duds or anything…i stub my toes on the couch legs, i trip over my cat. i drop things, i break things…i even trip over my own words…sigh.

I walk into walls and doors frequently and the only thing distracting me … is ME !! Why does I always do something clumsily when I’m trying to impress someone? It’s karma.