I’m afraid there has been some sort of a mix-up. You see, when I said I wanted to live close to nature, I meant pleasant things like puppies, flowers, rainbows, and unicorns. innocent look You, on the other hand, are not pleasant. I know, I know… this can be a tough thing to accept, but it’s true. Those 30 or so bites that you’ve left me with? Not my idea of fun! :| So, I kindly ask you to take pity on my poor, bite-ridden flesh and pick on someone else for a while. The next door neighbor looks nice and plump; try him out. Anyway, this has gone way too far and I’d like to have my skin back, thank you. Or else I might just have to kill you all with a GIANT can of Raid! }=D Oh, you’re not buying that? Good call. But, umm… well… please? =’(
Sincerely,
Lindsey AKA breakfast, lunch and dinner
