Put my favorite quotes on 43things!

(refering to the music of David Bowie)
”...like a spaceship crashing into your face!”

For this to be funny, I may have to explain the concept.
You have to make up a joke, for which the punchline is a famous person’s name, movie title etc.

What does a man who is enquiring about another man’s observations of lightning ask?

Usain Bolt?!

Ross- are you sure it’s your Mom’s spirit Phebes, or have you been taking your Grandma’s Glaucoma medicine again?
Phoebe – No, Dr. Skeptizmo!

“There are three choices in life. Be good, get good, or give up.”

“Don’t talk about yourself, It will be done when you leave”

If one sticks too rigidly to one’s principles, one would hardly see anybody.

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.

“Frig off! and wash yer bastard curtains you dirty cow!!”
Makes me chuckle every single time

Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn’t learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn’t learn a little, at least we didn’t get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn’t die; so, let us all be thankful.