Treat animals with kindness and respect, or eat them

is most appealing, but there is nothing quite like the belly feel of consuming animal protein. It is nothing I am proud of. It is feral and I’m aware of the contradiction in the concern for animal welfare and the selfish enjoyment of good smoky ribs and bacon. I try to get meat from nose to tail butchers or organic farmers.

this episode of Get A Life, in which Chris Elliot takes in and tries to befriend an alien named Spewy who ultimately proves to be… well, delicious.