Have good karma

Earl’s got the right idea, do bad things, bad things happen to you, I steal alot, and I don’t get many perks from life.

to be glad to see this?
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/12/22/immigrants.leave.ap/index.html
Hmmm…still. I’m moving there soon, and if this really does lower crime rates, and open up employment for legal citizens...well then, maybe it’s bad karma…but I’m pleased.

You can have good Karma.

This is a Karma quiz.

I scored 110.

Time for bed.

I’m sure I would have scored better if I had not done the Frisbee fake out with my dog trick LOL!

It’s an invasion!!!
Found MORE brown widows. killed them. karma or not, I am not letting poisonous spiders move into my patio.

Moral dilemma. I found brown widow spiders, (three of them!!!) on the screened in patio. Ordinarily, I will remove spiders, or else leave them be. But I sprayed these with bug spray, because they are poisonous, and I worried about my daughter or someone getting bitten.
So will I have bad karma? Part of me felt bad for harming them. And part of me says “die poisonous bastards!” I mean, overall, I don’t think this makes me a bad person, it’s just a shame that they had to be sprayed.

I went out for breakfast. My waitress was very nice, but some of her other tables were complaining about the food. I overheard her saying to one of the cooks that three tables had not left her a tip because of complaints. She looked frustrated and down. But as soon as she came back out she put on the smiley happy waitress face, and was very sweet at my table. My bill was $6.51,I paid with my card and then gave her everything that was in my wallet at the time for a tip. About ten bucks. She looked at me like I had just handed her a fifty. She tried to give it back, and I just smiled and said no, it’s yours, and walked out. FUN. Now I feel happy.

from certain death today- at my dog’s hands (or paws, I guess)

I’m just going to ignore her, I’m just going to ignore her, I’m just going to ignore her….

just in time for Valentine’s! And I hear they got a little freaky! Success! I rule!

Cookie and I are having some kind of “see who can out-gross the other” contest, and I keep posting pics of really obese or hairy people. I know that’s not really nice. I mean, I was a pretty big girl at one point in my life. (not as big as the people I’m posting, mind you)(but…still) I know how awful it is to have people laugh at you, and every time I do it I feel bad. And yet, it’s freakin’ funny. Sigh. This is not good karma.