be on SNL

I want to be on SNL more than i want to continue breathing. What do i need to do? In other words, who’s D do I need to S?

i am an interesting one. i love to laugh and love to make people laugh. i believe when one learns to laugh at themselves they have learned how to live. lets all get together and be goofs together!

bein on SNL has always been my dream and meetin the lonely island

I’m about to graduate from Colgate University and I’m considering entertaining a career in comedy. I’m in an improv troupe at school, and I do stand-up as well. I’m from Chicago, so I’m thinking about trying to get involved in either Improv Olympic or Second City (probably via crappy waitress job for starters) and give it a whole-hearted try. We have the rest of our lives to work in an office, right?

I have always had an interest in doing SNL, improv comedy in general would be amazing. Yeeeeeeee haw….....yeah that’s right. I am gonna find a way. And then I am going to ACTIVATE and at least try. If I don’t get anywhere, at least I know I did all I could. Livin and laughin.

if only i was a nickelodeon reject….then i would be on the show by now…okay…that was mean…

I love the show. I usually make kids laugh and make funny videos with friends. I don’t know if I could do stand up though. I’m only 14 so I got plenty of time to prepare and stuff. Peace broseyfuses!

...it’s either this or be a porn star.

in taladega nights i saw her and she was wonderful as usual and it made me both miss the old cast and have a new fervor to try and make it. but it’s still not going to happen anytime soon!

i’m an optimist. with a sense of humor. and i’m a go=getter.

i did win best sense of humor my senior year- unfortunately, though, i don’t do any standup right now.