perform a wedding as a minister

I am on my way to meeting this goal! I have become an online minister and have told people that this is on my “bucket list”. My niece, who recently became engaged and has never been a practicing church-goer, thinks it would be great if I perform their ceremony. I’ll have to register in Texas and plan a really special service. There is no way I could do a worse job than the judge who married my son and his wife. Nobody could hear him, he refused to wear a mic, and he charged $300 for his service. Bad karma due him… I, on the other hand, have an “Ethel Merman” voice and a degree in theatre. This wedding will be GREAT!