beat someone to death with a can of peas

I think it’s time to retire this one for a while too. It’s not that I don’t want to do this, it’s just that I don’t really have anyone in particular that I would do it to, so instead I think what I’ll do is just shelve this one for now, and pull it out anytime someone gives me a reason to want to complete this goal. :)

Would it count if I did this to a Zombie??

It sucks because you can’t open the peas if you use both ends. I may bash a head in with a can of peas, but I’m not about to waste good food.

hm… maybe just throw a can of peas at someone…
i once got hit with a can of coke. someone kicked it up into the air and it came down onto my shoulder. it chipped the bone and i had the biggest bruise ever!! hahaha
maybe i could throw a can of peas at the person who hit me with the airborne can of coke… the ultimate payback!!

or at least to within an inch of their life