have a secret underground lair

have not known what to do with it…

till.. right.. now… (whoa)

When i was younger, my older sister would entertain me with stories about a mansion that existed right below our very street—and only she knew the way to get in! Since then I’ve always wanted a secret underground lair of my own =D

Secret underground lairs are no small under taking. They require ingenuity, time, resources, a large budget, lots of land, and of course a shovel.

Here’s how it is done:
Dig tunnel
Open tunnel up into cavern
Cement floor and walls of cavern along with tunnel
Fill it with high tech gadgetry and blinking lights…and possibly a small round elevator
Find a foe to duel with for many years
Hire sidekick, choose costumes
Twiddle fingers together and laugh in an either menacing or overconfident way depending on wether or not you chose villain status
Don’t order takeout- this will blow your cover close to immediately.

Enjoy !

but will probably never happen and I need room on my list. So taking it off for now.

My lair will have big huge wall monitors, and lots of smart-looking handsome men and women typing furiously away at banks of keyboards. I’m not sure what they are doing, but it has something vaguely to do with taking over the world through blogging.

Once located in a now defunct forest in Indiana, under a large fallen tree covered in moss. Met secret sprites, pixies, gnomes and ogres there. Planned to rule the world from the lair until I ran away and forgot about it.

...with a hidden door…a deadly security system…cool security monitoring equipment and an escape hatch! Mwahahaha!

In the back yard…

...people find undiscovered cave entrances from time to time, you know…

....I don’t want a posh Lex Luthor lair . I want it to be grotty and early 20th century.