have a secret underground lair

...with a hidden door…a deadly security system…cool security monitoring equipment and an escape hatch! Mwahahaha!

In the back yard…

...people find undiscovered cave entrances from time to time, you know…

....I don’t want a posh Lex Luthor lair . I want it to be grotty and early 20th century.

A secret underground lair underneath my house would be pretty sweet. Whenever I need to get away from life, or just have a large party with friends, that would be sweet. I might even keep some secret potions with me….

i like to think of a room in my boyfriend’s downstairs level is our secret underground lair :)

Well I have a nice office in the basement… Whoops. Now that I’ve told you, it’s not a secret anymore. Oh well.

I’ve always thought it would be cool to put your entire house underground. Maybe put a little shack above ground so it looks like you live in a shack but you’ve really got an elevator inside going to your… basement lol. If you wanna take it a step farther, you could replace the shack with what appears to be an outhouse.

I’ve probably put way too much thought into this. Like the fact that it would save you money on heating/cooling, but it would make your plumbing(mainly drainage) a bit more complicated.

I like putting too much thought into things sometimes though. I’m fairly certain this will never happen, but it doesn’t hurt to daydream once in a while.

it wwas with the devil

and his kettle.

i have to type with a astammmeninger. yes. quite. make a big hole

and then a roof. and then.

make some tea.

i need a reason for one,
i think i need a secret identity or a secret project first,