I’m so clumsy it’s gotten to the point that I’m really nervous about going into my PE/Physical Ed class to play sport with others. I LOVE sport, don’t get me wrong, but I’m ALWAYS some sort of hazard to me and the people around me. Cal won’t forgive me still for my clumsy attempt to serve the tennis ball and ending up flinging the racket at him. Major cringe! I’m not even confident when I walk, and I still trip over things. :X
People doing this are also doing these things:
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become so jaded and bitter that I drop out of society to live in the wilderness in a timber hut while tending to abstract mathematical theorems, the "MANIFESTO" and have conversations with the ghosts of dead 80's hair metal acts.
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live in a house with hidden rooms and secret passageways
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have a secret underground lair
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I trip over everything and seriously am a danger around people! I sometimes can’t even walk straight.
I think I originally formed this goal in order to please another person. I’ve been clumsy my whole life: I trip over air, have broken numerous bones, drop things constantly and litterally walk into walls. I knew my fiance (now Ex-fiance) did not like that I was clumsy, and even made fun of me for it. He didn’t want me to touch certain things of his because he thought I would break them…he almost didn’t even let me drive his car once even though it was a necessity for me to drive it!
My point is…I’m tired of making goals for the sole purpose of please others. Being clumsy is a part of who I am. I have no control of it. It’s not that I’m careless..I don’t know what it is. But I neither deserve nor need to be teased, ridiculed or otherwise made to feel bad about the fact I am. And hopefully someday I’ll meet a guy who won’t care that I’m clumsy, because it’s not something that’s gonna change anytime soon.
‘tis very funny that I’m so clumsy because actually, I am a very coordinated person. I do yoga and dance and have excellent balance, but I’m the clumsiest person I know!
any suggestions for how to stop being a klutz at work? i dropped a printer down the stairs- permanently maiming it…
I am constantly bumping into door frames, stubbing my toes, hitting my head, tripping. It’s awful. One time I ran into the couch and flipped over onto it. My bf still teases me about that one.
It’s like I lose the “mental map” in my brain for a split second and WHAM klutziness happens.
I do have to say for being so clumsy, I have excellent balance!
How to combat this problem? Hmmm, well I’m going to try to be more aware of my surroundings and see if that helps!
I didn’t crash into anything today! Well ok, I ran into my bedroom door. But that doesn’t count because I’d forgotten it was there, does it?
When I was 9 (two years ago) I started tripping over air and crashing into things. It’s never stopped and I don’t think it will.





