identify 100 things that make me pissed (besides money)

try the 100 things that make you happy, it’s so much easier!

1. matching underwear, it just feels wrong
2. dogs that look like rats, chihuahuas
3. people who projectile snot out of one nostril onto the ground
4. alcopops
5. pretention
6. my haircut
7. being thick
8. being fat
9. knowing he does n’t like me anymore
10. failing
11. massive spiders
12. clowns
13. good books being bastardised into AWFUL films
14. unrequited love
15. narrow minded people
16. litter bugs
17. people’s lack of manners
18. illegal drugs
19. the fact that i smoke
20. milton keynes
21. attention seekers
22. false transparent people
25. raining loads, then being really sunny while the ground is still wet
26. euthanasia
27. lies
28. mushrooms
29. corruption
30. crying
31. mtv
32. the fact he cheated on me more than once
33. orange make up
34. censorship
35. feeling intimidated
36. loosing possessions
37. ‘swearing means you have a poor vocabulary’
38. not getting on with my family as well as i’d like to
39. people using alcohol as an excuse to do some low things
40. my name
41. my teeth
42. having the wool pulled over your eyes
43. leaving things until the last minute
44. spots
45. periods
46. my height
47. urban jungles
48. concrete everywhere
49. patronising adults
50. boring closed questions
51. how rubbish i am at guitar
52. the recurring nightmare i have every single night
53. the smell of weed
54. fustration
55. someone you thought you knew turning out to be horrid
56. blaming scapegoats
57. double standards
58. let downs
59. lightweights
60. broken hearts
61. PpL hU TyP lYk Dis XxXx
62. people being ungrateful
63. ugly piercings
64. being in love with someone who treats you badly and definitely does n’t love you

60. Being so afraid of things

Now I smell candy! Where is that smell coming from!?

61. Mysterious smells that seem to have no source!
62. People that think they’re better just because they have better stuff
63. Aliens that won’t abduct me
64. People who think old video games suck
65. Having to wake up at 6:30 in the morning
66. People that avoid the number “666”
67. Any kind of superstitiousness really
68. My dad watching TV loudly in the next room
69. The fact that I feel compelled to make a sex joke here
70. Covers of songs that absolutely murder the song
71. The fact that I CAN’T HEAR MY OWN MUSIC WITH HEADPHONES BECAUSE THE STUPID SONG ON THE TV IN THE NEXT ROOM IS SO LOUD AND IT’S SOME STUPID COUNTRY RENDITION OF SOME OLD SONG THAT I ACTUALLY LIKED THE OLD ONE.
72. My dad
73. Listening to a song in another language, looking up the translation, and finding out the lyrics are really dumb
74. How some of the songs on my computer are louder than others so I’ll be listening to a song that’s quiet with the volume up and then BLAM a song that is loud comes on and blasts my eardrums out
75. People that say completely stupid things but people take them seriously because they sound like they know what they’re talking about
76. When someone takes my side in an argument and they are trying to participate but their reasons for agreeing with me are things I disagree with or their arguments are completely illogical and probably making me look bad to the other person
77. Those neighborhoods where all of the houses look the same.
78. Politicians
79. People who drive by and you can feel the bass from the music playing in their car
80. Intolerant people
81. Google becoming evil
82. Websites where you have to be at least 18 to sign up, and they don’t list years for dates of birth for people under 18, but they’re out of date, so they still don’t have years for people over 18, so I still have to lie about my age to sign up for them despite the fact that I’m 19.
84. Mistagged music
85. Comedians who, 90% of their material is stuff making fun of their own race.
86. Songs that sound almost exactly like other songs.
87. My belly fat
88. The color blue being used everywere
89. Screen names with numbers
90. The conspiracy that is out to get me.
91. Romance novels
92. People that expect me to do things I don’t want to do.
93. Crappy weather.
94. Low battery warnings
95. High fructose corn syrup
96. Things that break easily
97. moving
98. Annoying songs getting stuck in my head (“with a taste of your lips, I’m on a ride, you’re toxic I’m slipping under…” stab)
99. Compaq keyboards
100. Dead animals in the middle of the road :(

1. People who spit on sidewalks
2. People who can never admit to being wrong
3. People who get overly touchy over stupid things
4. Bad movies based on good books
5. My tendency to fall in love with everyone
6. Reality TV
7. When people tell me I have bad taste in music
8. People who say atheists have no reason to do the right thing
9. The fact that most of the things I hate in other people are things I used to do myself
10. Extreme conservatives
11. Extreme liberals
12. People who think things don’t matter just because they don’t apply to them
13. People participating in self-destructive activities
14. Teachers putting questions on assignments that are nowhere in the book
15. Multiple choice math tests
16. People who randomly look at me in a mean way
17. People who assume that music that is more than a decade or so old, not mainstream, in a different language, or outside of their only preferred genre sucks
18. Responsibility
19. People who do stupid things for drugs
20. Arrogance
21. People who think you can’t have a good time without alcohol
22. People who take advantage of people
23. People who say internet relationships don’t count
24. People who are nice one day and then make you feel like crap the next
25. Attention whores
26. Jealousy
27. The fact that the world isn’t like my fantasy world in my head
28. Guys who don’t even try to understand when their girlfriend isn’t feeling like sex or if they’re not ready for sex yet and get all whiny about it. (not just guys, but it’s usually guys. Girls, it’s just as stupid when you do it.)
29. People who always blame themselves when someone else is sad even when they have nothing to do with it at all
30. People who are so desperate to be with someone that they will get back with someone who is absolutely horrible for them
31. n00bs
32. chatspeak
33. Moderators on forums and chatrooms who abuse their powers
34. People who think being smarter than someone makes them a better person
35. Getting ink on my hands
36. Typos
37. People who state the obvious when it’s rude (for example telling a fat person they should lose weight)
38. People who spoil movies and books for other people
39. Homophobes
40. Getting too much homework
41. Badly made furniture.
42. The packages that toys come in where the toy is secured everywhere it possibly can be with a twisty tie with tape over it.
43. Dora the Explorer
44. People who think America is the best country ever.
45. People who pretend they know what they’re talking about when they don’t.
46. People who honestly think they know what they’re talking about when they don’t.
47. Brainwashing children
48. Not getting to talk to the person I like today
49. Nickelback
50. Low quality MP3’s
51. ISP’s spying on people’s internet activities
52. Banner ads that make sound
53. Pop-ups that are on the actual page you’re trying to view
54. Anything that moves on a website without my interaction
55. Websites (blogs are especially guilty of this) where the text doesn’t contrast enough with the background color to be read
56. Busy backgrounds on websites
57. Websites (and myspace pages) with music that plays automatically when the page is loaded
58. Websites where every page has a different layout or different background or color-scheme (There are rare occasions when this is artistic and well done, but the majority of the time, this isn’t so)
59. The smell of something burning inside something electronic (I think my computer is about to burn up)

I’m going to go ahead and post this so I don’t lose this all if my computer does burn up.

1. Anything and everything about my mother. In fact just seeing her makes me angry.

1.Liars
2.Ignorant people
3.President Bush
4.Losing my father at a young age
5.Narrow minded people
6.Fake, plastic, bitchy girls
7.Pointless rules
8.Religion
9.Selfishness
10.Disregard for the environment
11.Disregard for animal rights
12.Self righteousness
13.People who smoke and then sue cigarette companies for getting cancer
14.Nosey people
15.People who blame others for their short comings
16.Not accomplishing what I want
17.Hypocrites
18.Paris Hilton
19.Homophobes
20.Self absorbed people
21.Getting sick
22.Being teased about my height
23.Being blamed for something I had no part in
24.Finding hair in my food
25.Being forced to apologize for something
26.The trend of wearing a dress over pants
27.Politicians
28.Ashlee Simpson
29.White guys who want to be gangster
30.Being called emo/gothic/ Satanist
31.Republicans
32.Guys who think they’re god’s gift to women
33.True rednecks
34.People who think shaking their ass while simulating sex is sexy
35.People who consider innocent lives “collateral damage”
36.Arrogant people
37.People who think I have no morals because I don’t believe in God
38.Finding out I’m wrong about something
39.Bad haircuts
40.Being stereotyped
41.Being told I’ll never amount to anything
42.Liking a song and a week later hearing a 10 year old singing it
43.The system
44.People who are never willing to admit they’re wrong
45.Christian rock/rap
46.Mimes
47.12 year olds that cut themselves because Mommy won’t buy them something
48.People who brag about their possessions
49.Insecure people
50.“My Humps” by the Black Eyed Peas
51.Bitter elderly people
52.Being ditched by my friends for a boy/girlfriend
53.Being ignored
54.People who assume I want to listen to their problems
55.Being outside for a long period of time on a really hot/cold day
56.Bad cooking
57.People who want more religion in our schools, courts, and government (as if there isn’t enough already)
58.Mullets
59.The concept of love
60.People who think they’re right by default because I’m young
61.Drama
62.People who tease me for being vegetarian and eat meat in front of me like it’s going to offend me
63.Ugly people who think they’re gorgeous
64.Music artists that are sell-outs
65.Tom Cruise
66.Ending a relationship
67.Having everyone I know think I’m suicidal and cut myself
68. Loud messy children
69.People who think they can prove that God exists
70.“Sluts”
71.“Players”
72.Cheating (relationships, games, money, politics)
73.People who think money fixes everything
74.Having to smile and nod politely as someone insults my views
75.Being used
76.People that think I hate the world because I don’t have a fake permanent smile attached 24/7 to my face
77.Being stabbed in the back
78.People that are still living in the 80s/90s
79.Larry the Cable Guy
80.People who think teenagers are potheads who will be the downfall of society (Hello. “Generation X?”)
81.Being told I’m antisocial
82.whiney guys
83.Pastors
84.Druggies
85.Bubbly optimistic people
86.People who complain about how horrible their life is but don’t try to improve it
87.Racists
88.Girls that wear men’s clothes
89.People who think the 2nd amendment gives them the right to carry around a machine gun
90.People who blame teenage violence on Marilyn Manson and video games
91.Hunting animals. Unless you live in the fucking wilderness you have no right to shoot an innocent animal
92.People who don’t even make an effort to understand what I think and believe in
93.Hollywood
94.Eating too much junk food
95.Hairy, smelly, fat guys
96.13 year old girls who don’t see anything wrong with dating 20 year olds
97.Jocks
98.The media
99.Polka music
100.The way spring water tastes

That was dumb and pointless. Don’t do it!

I guess I get pissed less often. I guess that’s nice to know.

97. When my work tells me that we can’t use the internet except for during the regular breaks. Yuck.
98. Forgetting my glasses at home
99. Forgetting my book at home
100. Forgetting my lunch at home (I was running really late this morning)

71. when someone doesn’t acknowledge someone else is better at something then they are (even when I do it)
72. not pron riddles
73. chores
74. broken things
75. insurance companies
76. the fact that insurance is manditory
77. seatbelts
78. stupid laws protecting me from myself
79. people who think their music taste is really good when they really like Bon Jovi or Def Leppard or Sublime (oh, I will piss off some people with the Sublime thing… go ahead, put me on your list)
80. people who repeat themselves over and over but think they are making new points.
81. the companies who have spammed my blog (I hate you!!)
82. showing someone how to do something more than twice
83. people who don’t admit defeat in the face of facts
84. pyramid schemes
85. telemarketers (but they don’t piss me off half as bad as they do my husband)
86. airports (if not traveling alone – sorry L & M, but you both are horrible company for airport adventures)
87. when flying on a long airplane ride, and they tell you that you have to pay $11 for some shitty meal instead of just giving it to you
88. the informers at work
89. people who go into my purse like its theirs without asking
90. the dent/scratched paint in the hood of my car
91. certain underwear that goes up my butt
92. the lady who waxed my eyebrows the last time who made them look really bad and still waited for a tip
93. mold
94. stepping in dog poop
95. heels
96. oranges (I dislike strongly the clear filmy stuff between the slices)

70. when my husband calls me and wants me to explain to him about something that I don’t know, and when I say that I don’t know he don’t take that as a good answer and gets pissed at me (yes, I’m venting).