identify 100 things that make me pissed (besides money)

try the 100 things that make you happy, it’s so much easier!

1. matching underwear, it just feels wrong
2. dogs that look like rats, chihuahuas
3. people who projectile snot out of one nostril onto the ground
4. alcopops
5. pretention
6. my haircut
7. being thick
8. being fat
9. knowing he does n’t like me anymore
10. failing
11. massive spiders
12. clowns
13. good books being bastardised into AWFUL films
14. unrequited love
15. narrow minded people
16. litter bugs
17. people’s lack of manners
18. illegal drugs
19. the fact that i smoke
20. milton keynes
21. attention seekers
22. false transparent people
25. raining loads, then being really sunny while the ground is still wet
26. euthanasia
27. lies
28. mushrooms
29. corruption
30. crying
31. mtv
32. the fact he cheated on me more than once
33. orange make up
34. censorship
35. feeling intimidated
36. loosing possessions
37. ‘swearing means you have a poor vocabulary’
38. not getting on with my family as well as i’d like to
39. people using alcohol as an excuse to do some low things
40. my name
41. my teeth
42. having the wool pulled over your eyes
43. leaving things until the last minute
44. spots
45. periods
46. my height
47. urban jungles
48. concrete everywhere
49. patronising adults
50. boring closed questions
51. how rubbish i am at guitar
52. the recurring nightmare i have every single night
53. the smell of weed
54. fustration
55. someone you thought you knew turning out to be horrid
56. blaming scapegoats
57. double standards
58. let downs
59. lightweights
60. broken hearts
61. PpL hU TyP lYk Dis XxXx
62. people being ungrateful
63. ugly piercings
64. being in love with someone who treats you badly and definitely does n’t love you

60. Being so afraid of things

Now I smell candy! Where is that smell coming from!?

61. Mysterious smells that seem to have no source!
62. People that think they’re better just because they have better stuff
63. Aliens that won’t abduct me
64. People who think old video games suck
65. Having to wake up at 6:30 in the morning
66. People that avoid the number “666”
67. Any kind of superstitiousness really
68. My dad watching TV loudly in the next room
69. The fact that I feel compelled to make a sex joke here
70. Covers of songs that absolutely murder the song
71. The fact that I CAN’T HEAR MY OWN MUSIC WITH HEADPHONES BECAUSE THE STUPID SONG ON THE TV IN THE NEXT ROOM IS SO LOUD AND IT’S SOME STUPID COUNTRY RENDITION OF SOME OLD SONG THAT I ACTUALLY LIKED THE OLD ONE.
72. My dad
73. Listening to a song in another language, looking up the translation, and finding out the lyrics are really dumb
74. How some of the songs on my computer are louder than others so I’ll be listening to a song that’s quiet with the volume up and then BLAM a song that is loud comes on and blasts my eardrums out
75. People that say completely stupid things but people take them seriously because they sound like they know what they’re talking about
76. When someone takes my side in an argument and they are trying to participate but their reasons for agreeing with me are things I disagree with or their arguments are completely illogical and probably making me look bad to the other person
77. Those neighborhoods where all of the houses look the same.
78. Politicians
79. People who drive by and you can feel the bass from the music playing in their car
80. Intolerant people
81. Google becoming evil
82. Websites where you have to be at least 18 to sign up, and they don’t list years for dates of birth for people under 18, but they’re out of date, so they still don’t have years for people over 18, so I still have to lie about my age to sign up for them despite the fact that I’m 19.
84. Mistagged music
85. Comedians who, 90% of their material is stuff making fun of their own race.
86. Songs that sound almost exactly like other songs.
87. My belly fat
88. The color blue being used everywere
89. Screen names with numbers
90. The conspiracy that is out to get me.
91. Romance novels
92. People that expect me to do things I don’t want to do.
93. Crappy weather.
94. Low battery warnings
95. High fructose corn syrup
96. Things that break easily
97. moving
98. Annoying songs getting stuck in my head (“with a taste of your lips, I’m on a ride, you’re toxic I’m slipping under…” stab)
99. Compaq keyboards
100. Dead animals in the middle of the road :(

1. People who spit on sidewalks
2. People who can never admit to being wrong
3. People who get overly touchy over stupid things
4. Bad movies based on good books
5. My tendency to fall in love with everyone
6. Reality TV
7. When people tell me I have bad taste in music
8. People who say atheists have no reason to do the right thing
9. The fact that most of the things I hate in other people are things I used to do myself
10. Extreme conservatives
11. Extreme liberals
12. People who think things don’t matter just because they don’t apply to them
13. People participating in self-destructive activities
14. Teachers putting questions on assignments that are nowhere in the book
15. Multiple choice math tests
16. People who randomly look at me in a mean way
17. People who assume that music that is more than a decade or so old, not mainstream, in a different language, or outside of their only preferred genre sucks
18. Responsibility
19. People who do stupid things for drugs
20. Arrogance
21. People who think you can’t have a good time without alcohol
22. People who take advantage of people
23. People who say internet relationships don’t count
24. People who are nice one day and then make you feel like crap the next
25. Attention whores
26. Jealousy
27. The fact that the world isn’t like my fantasy world in my head
28. Guys who don’t even try to understand when their girlfriend isn’t feeling like sex or if they’re not ready for sex yet and get all whiny about it. (not just guys, but it’s usually guys. Girls, it’s just as stupid when you do it.)
29. People who always blame themselves when someone else is sad even when they have nothing to do with it at all
30. People who are so desperate to be with someone that they will get back with someone who is absolutely horrible for them
31. n00bs
32. chatspeak
33. Moderators on forums and chatrooms who abuse their powers
34. People who think being smarter than someone makes them a better person
35. Getting ink on my hands
36. Typos
37. People who state the obvious when it’s rude (for example telling a fat person they should lose weight)
38. People who spoil movies and books for other people
39. Homophobes
40. Getting too much homework
41. Badly made furniture.
42. The packages that toys come in where the toy is secured everywhere it possibly can be with a twisty tie with tape over it.
43. Dora the Explorer
44. People who think America is the best country ever.
45. People who pretend they know what they’re talking about when they don’t.
46. People who honestly think they know what they’re talking about when they don’t.
47. Brainwashing children
48. Not getting to talk to the person I like today
49. Nickelback
50. Low quality MP3’s
51. ISP’s spying on people’s internet activities
52. Banner ads that make sound
53. Pop-ups that are on the actual page you’re trying to view
54. Anything that moves on a website without my interaction
55. Websites (blogs are especially guilty of this) where the text doesn’t contrast enough with the background color to be read
56. Busy backgrounds on websites
57. Websites (and myspace pages) with music that plays automatically when the page is loaded
58. Websites where every page has a different layout or different background or color-scheme (There are rare occasions when this is artistic and well done, but the majority of the time, this isn’t so)
59. The smell of something burning inside something electronic (I think my computer is about to burn up)

I’m going to go ahead and post this so I don’t lose this all if my computer does burn up.

*Arrogant people.
*Ashlee Simpson.
*Alica putting in for 5 weeks sick leave even though she said she was coming back.
*Bad cooking.
*Bad haircuts.
*Being blamed for something I had no part in.
*Being ditched by my friends for a boy/girlfriend.
*Being forced to apologize for something.
*Being ignored.
*Being outside for a long period of time on a really hot/cold day.
*Being stabbed in the back.
*Being stereotyped.
*Being teased about my weight.
*Being told I’ll never amount to anything.
*Being told I’m antisocial.
*Being used.
*Billie Piper leaving Doctor Who.
*Bitchy moany people on TV.
*Bitter elderly people.
*Cheating (relationships, games, money, politics, you name it its annoying!).
*Christopher Eccelston leaving Doctor Who.
*College Assessments.
*Dumbledore dying in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
*Disregard for animal rights.
*Disregard for the environment.
*Druggies.
*Eating too much junk food.
*English on a Tuesday evening.
*English teacher being morbid.
*English exams.
*Essays.
*Fake, plastic, bitchy girls.
*Feeling stupid.
*Forgetting names, things, times, passwords.
*Friends being too cheap to borrow £6 to help another friend feed her child.
*Getting up before 8 am.
*Guys who think they’re god’s gift to women.
*Having everyone I know think I’m suicidal and cut myself.
*Harry Potter ending.
*Having a cold.
*Helen and James moving out.
*Helen moving back in.
*Homophobes.
*Hummers.
*Hypocrites.
*Ignorant people.
*Inconsiderate people.
*Insecure people.
*James moving back in.
*Just missing the bus.
*Laura Low being in my college.
*Liars.
*Losing my favourite DVD/CD’s.
*Losing my muse.
*Losing things in general.
*MTV.
*Mood swings – my own and other peoples.
*Mr McGarvey.
*Mullets.
*Music artists that are sell-outs.
*My bed breaking.
*My laptop cutting out on me.
*My parents jumping to conclusions about stuff that is none of their business.
*My room being messy all the time even though I clean it.
*My boss.
*Narrow minded people.
*No one listening to me.
*No repeat buttons.
*Not accomplishing what I want.
*Not being able/willing to go to meetings.
*Only having one day off a week and having people expecting you to go to training days and work.
*Paris Hilton.
*People not calling even though they have the time.
*People that think I hate the world because I don’t have a fake permanent smile attached to my face.
*People who are never willing to admit they’re wrong.
*People who bitch about hearing a teacher when they are talking at the back of the class.
*People who complain about how horrible their life is but don’t try to improve it.
*People who blame others for their short comings.
*People who don’t understand nostalgia.
*People who don’t think I will make it in the X Factor.
*People who smoke and then sue cigarette companies for getting cancer.
*Pointless rules.
*Politicians.
*Procrastination.
*Players.
*Pussycat Dolls.
*Racists.
*Roxanne not talking to/caring about Nelly.
*Roxanne period.
#Selfishness.
*Sponge Bob Square Pants (shudder).
*Self absorbed people.
*Self righteousness.
*Sluts.
*The amount of money being made by 9/11 in Hollywood.
*Upset tummies.
*War.
*When my laptop brakes.
*Writers block.
*Working hard and the person your working with goes off for a fag brake when they just came in an hour ago and you’ve been their for 6 hours.

91. Song lyrics that don’t make sense. Like the Fall Out Boy lyrics “me and you setting in a honeymoon”. WTF man. What does that even mean? Is it like a director of a play? Me and you: setting: in a honeymoon. Is it really sitting and the guy just don’t pronounce words correctly? If that’s the case, do they not know that honeymoon isn’t a literal thing? Like it’s not like you can really sit on one. Fucking FOB. SOme of their music is so beautifully written (and depressing! The Cork Tree album, I mean it spells out FUCT for a reason), but the fanbase is AHHH! And whats up with their new album sounding like a musical (i.e. Thanks for the Memories)? Is my “setting: in a honeymoon” legitimate?

92. This lady whose son I tutored in math over the summer. Kid was a moron to be honest. I shouldn’t say that cos I’m a future teacher but it’s the parents fault, so. She’s a special ed teacher with a masters and still couldn’t get this kid to understand simple math skills, and he had been tested and wasn’t impaired in anyway. Oh and then she called me around Labor Day and said she’d call me to figure out a date cos kid played football. She finally calls me back around Thanksgiving. I call her back right away, get machine. She calls me back right before Christmas. I call back 1 minute later (just missed her call, phone was in the other room). She just called again on Friday. WTF man. No I’m not calling her back this time. That’s acenine.

93. Stupid people. Especially people who can’t balance their checkbooks and stuff. GOD!

94. Avril Lavigne. And the fact that she was in Fast Food Nation, omg horrible acting.

95. The day when you “spring ahead”, i.e. today. Losing an hour sucks!!

96. Censorship. Dear God. My fucking country is too conservative. LAME!!!! Like all that controversy over like, South Park episodes. Dear God.

97. Fantasia the ex-American Idol. Who couldn’t read. How is that something to idolize? “I want to grow up and be like Fantasia! Illiterate and having a bastard for a child”. Being an idol should mean something. What it should mean, well get back to me on that one.

98. Greasy pizza.

99. The kids whose class I shadow, they’re in junior high, and they think they’re so much more mature than they are. Like this one girl “I’m going out with him”. OMFG yes cos we know you can really go out. Cos you know you have a car. And a job. Har. And yes I did have a boyfriend when I was that age. I was a moron also.

100. WHOA number 100 this one better be good. Okay. Let me think. Not that good but… People who criticize rap music. My dad for instance, “rap is crap”. My god you have to talented as fuck to rap successfully. And have rhymes that make sense. And reggaeton is even harder. And people who laugh at Latino rap. My bf is a Mexican rapper and my old dormmates thought that was so funny. Cos they’re ignorant and obviously have never heard of Pitbull, Chingo Bling, Daddy Yankee, Wisin y Yandel etc. (God Chingo Bling=mad love). Rapping in two languages simultaneously=absolutely amazing. Reggaeton owns. Okay done.

74. When I forget to clean out my DVR, and it deletes things

75. Adam Shapiro, the old host of Academic Challenge

76. Pie

77. Foreigners who say America is so bad, and criticize all our wrongs, when in reality, their country would be fucked if it wasn’t for us. We are the most powerful country in the history of the world, like it or not. Oh god especially Canadians who do this. Hello, you’re on the border of America, why you talkin? You have no army. Yes your five mounties will save you all. Pfft. Seriously… don’t provoke powerful nations unless you are a powerful nation.

I can’t stand the current U.S. leaders, war situation, and many aspects of consumerism/capitalism, don’t get me wrong. But I’m a U.S. citizen so I have the right to criticize my government till I’m blue in the face. Despite all the crappy stuff that goes on here, I am American and proud to be. Even though Bush is a huge moron. It’s like that old saying, “You can hate your sister and pick on her as much as you want, but when someone else says anything to her you beat them up.”

78. People whom you feel uncomfortable swearing in front of.

79. People who are “above” second hand shopping.

80. my cousins

81. the fact that the Polly Pockets on the market now are abnormally huge.

82. Type 2 Diabetics who caused their disease due to carelessness, and either 1. act like they deserve to be pitied and/or 2. who still don’t take care of themselves

83. Dumb preppy kids

84. Drunk drivers

85. That stupid lady who we bought a phone from on Ebay, whose phone we never received and who said that I’m a liar due to her own carelessness/fraud

86. Last week when I went to get my hair highlighted, when I went to get the dye washed out, the lady sitting across from my chair took all 3 of my magazines off my chair and then read them all while I sat there getting my hair cut. Bitch.

87.The mean international students who I work with

88. Ann Coulter

89. Tom Cruise

90. Picky eaters

Okay I thought of more.

19. Saying you’re one thing, and then doing the opposite to fit in with someone, or something like that. Saying you’re vegetarian, but eating meat, saying you don’t have feelings for my boyfriend but then saying you cry yourself to sleep over losing him, etc.

20. Coming to a foreign country and then buying liquor with a fake ID.

And the following have to do with my dad:

21. The fact that he farts and burps while other people are in the vicinity, and they are not even accidental. They are long drawn out and absolutely pathetic.

22. How he is a total hypocrite about everything.

23. How he rubs it in that I don’t go to church, like it makes me less of a person.

24. The way he treats my mother.

25. How he thinks he can rule everything, and that my mother has bought into his fucking bullshit and has allowed this broken home to go on for decades.

26. How he criticizes things I do—the way I fucking boil water, load the dishwasher, load the laundry machine, sweep the floor. How he has to stand there like he’s monitoring you… But he can’t fucking do anything right.

27. The time my mom’s blood sugar was low, and he made me get out of bed to give her a shot… He stood at my door saying “I CAN’T DO THIS ON MY OWN”, then I went downstairs, gave her a shot with no problem, then he goes “you should not have given her the shot there”... FUCKING ASS. I do things perfectly fine and I take better care of her than he does. And he has the balls to drag me out of sleep and then criticize me? FUCKING BULLSHIT.

28. That fucking Ernie asshole he thinks he has to take care of, he’s some random fucking old dude. But he can’t take care of his family… And he has to drag this fucking dude’s shit here… His old clothes and mail and furniture. Sickening.

29. How he’s always on the “Atkins Diet”-off-on—off. He yo-yo diets more than a supermodel. And yet he’s totally right about it, and Atkins is the greatest man who ever lived, even though his diet is loaded in saturated fat.

30. His “I HAVE POST TRAUMATIC STRESS” shit.

31. How he is so mean to Charity.

32. The fact that our house is a piece of fucking shit, the bushes are never trimmed right, the deck is falling apart, the roof has been leaking for years, the faucet out back has been leaking for years, the carpet is 15 years old.

33. How you can’t move anything or change ANYTHING without his approval.

34. How he is NEVER wrong. He fucking almost blindsided this young girl driving a few months ago, then had the balls to tailgate her, like it was somehow her fault he didn’t look in the other lane before trying to merge.

35. That the garage light hasn’t been fixed in years and having to pull into a pitch black garage.

36. How he has to pull the curtains closed all the time, and turn off all the lights in the house, and accuse the neighbors of spying on us.

37. The fact my insurance is $125 a month, when no one else’s I know is, because he either bought me a way too high policy or is lying or something, but I can’t get out of the contract yet.

38. How he watches these stupid fucking war movies on full blast volume at like 4 am.

39. That he has taken over the spare bedroom, master bedroom, master bath, and basement.

40. His bathroom is ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING. I don’t think it’s been cleaned in about 10 years.

41. He will sit at the computer, chomping, and eat an entire thing of Oreos in one sitting.

42. That he has to save any scrap of food for the dog, but still buys her bagged dog food, and the scraps sit on the kitchen table in a bowl overnight. And it isn’t like a hamburger or something, it looks like vomit or stuff that was already in the disposal or something.

43. A few weeks ago I made a Lean Cuisine pizza and it tasted like cardboard, and he had the balls to dig it out of the disposal to give to the dog.

44. That the dog smells like ass and has never been groomed. And she is such a sweet dog too, she deserves better.

45. The dog was never housetrained, even after he promised he would do that, and now she lives in the backyard.

46. How he will sit at the computer and talk back to whatever happens to be on the TV, saying “oh go stand out in the middle of the street and get hit by a car, you fucking worthless piece of shit”. To anything on the TV.

47. That he criticizes what I watch on TV, like Dr. Phil, or HGTV, or Trading Spaces, and how they are all completely worthless silly “basketweaving” shows… Yeah the people on those shows have talent unlike him.

48. The fact he thinks he has any sort of talent at home repair.

49. This stupid baseball cap he wears that says Catholic War Veterans on it, like he is soooooooooooooo proud to be one. The hat makes him look like he’s in chemotherapy.

50. The time after my mom came home from her open heart surgery that he was slamming every door in the house and then slept on the kitchen floor.

51. How he acts like everything is my mom’s fault, but can’t see every single thing he has done wrong.

52. How he drinks about 12 cans of Diet Pop a day.

53. He wears these ridiculous velcro shoes, and tracks mud through the house.

54. How when I was like 10 I tried to clear off the kitchen table and he yelled at me so hard I was in hysterics.

55. His stupid laugh.

56. He keeps the newspapers that are like 3 months old because “I’ll get to them when I get to them”... And you can’t dispose of them or it will lead to a door slamming fucking yelling worthless “I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT AND YOU ARE ALL SCUM” argument.

57. How I have been verbally and emotionally abused by him for years.

58. How I can’t leave yet since my mom is stuck there.

59. The fact my mom can’t stand up for herself AT ALL. How she has no friends. Is so bitter about everything. And has dragged me into it.

60. Everything about him. I can’t stand to be in the same house as him, the same room as him.

61. How he hoarded my savings accounts until like a month ago when I was finally able to close them and get the money.

Now onto my mom:

62. How she always shuns me when I spend the night at C’s.

63. The fact that she acts like C. is scum.

64. How I so desperately want to move out and move in with him but I can’t, because of her, and the way she is.

65. How she yells at me when I sleep in.

66. How she always makes it seem like I’m a loser.

67. How she always makes it seem like I’m so immature, yet when she was my age she did so much. But she won’t cut the ties to let me do the things she was able to do. It’s a lose-lose situation.

68. How I always feel personally responsible when she doesn’t have anything to do or places to go or people to be with.

69. The fact that I’m an only child with all the weight on my shoulders and mine alone.

70. How she can’t ever seem happy for me and C even though we’ve been together for 2 years. He will not end up like my father, so how can he be any worse than what she did (At 19 she was engaged to a man who had been married twice before, had a 6 year old daughter, no job, ex-war vet mooching off the government, alcoholic, 26 or 27 year old. C. is 2 1/2 years older than me, works full-time, student, no kids, no drinking, no crazy, perfect angel)

71. Her breath is nasty.

72. The fact she sleeps on the couch.

73. How she is sooo prude.

I have a feeling this will be far too easy for me. I’ll probably come across as a bitch or whatnot, but oh well.

1. Gas prices.

2. Smokers. I get the whole “it’s my life I’ll do what I want”, but smoke and the stench of it TRAVEL. And when I have to breathe in and stink, then it becomes a problem. Plus the fact that you’re a moron if you think you won’t get hooked. (And yes both my parents smoked for years so it’s not like I’m saying I’m better than anyone here; I was directly exposed to it against my will for quite awhile.)

3. People who misspell the word “definitely”.

4. Prudes.

5. Blowing your money at every chance you get, buying worthless shit, not having a sizeable savings, and thinking you never have enough money to afford nice things when in reality, you do, but buying so much little crap exhausts your income.

6. George W. Bush

7. Fundamentalism

8. Lack of separation of church and state

9. The fact that Myspace never loads right, and that I don’t get notifications in my email when I have new comments.

10. People who wait till the last possible second to put on their turn signal.

11. Fat people. I know this is a touchy subject, but eating yourself to death is wrong. It’s one of the seven deadly sins. I don’t mean carrying around an extra 10 pounds, I mean rolls and flab and double chins. And the people that acknowledge their weight issues and try to learn to eat well and exercise are excluded from this. I mean the people that know nothing about nutrition, eat all the wrong foods, drink pop, watch too much TV, and most importantly, don’t seem to give a shit or think anything is wrong by it.

12. Litterbugs, and people who do not recycle, and who are wasteful.

13. Pro-lifers, who think it is their business of what goes on inside a woman’s uterus, especially men and those “I’m saving myself for marriage” characters.

14. People who have children but then load them off on family members constantly.

15. This one kid in the class I shadow who said he was racist against Mexicans. The concept of racism, in general.

16. My stupid education class.

17. People who do not go to the dentist and who have bad dental hygiene; crooked teeth, yellow teeth, bad breath, snaggletooths (is it snaggleteeth?), buck teeth, gaps, and all that nasty stuff.

18. Wheel of Fortune. Freakin hangman with a wheel. And it has the balls to go up right before Jeopardy!, pssh.

1. Anything and everything about my mother. In fact just seeing her makes me angry.

1.Liars
2.Ignorant people
3.President Bush
4.Losing my father at a young age
5.Narrow minded people
6.Fake, plastic, bitchy girls
7.Pointless rules
8.Religion
9.Selfishness
10.Disregard for the environment
11.Disregard for animal rights
12.Self righteousness
13.People who smoke and then sue cigarette companies for getting cancer
14.Nosey people
15.People who blame others for their short comings
16.Not accomplishing what I want
17.Hypocrites
18.Paris Hilton
19.Homophobes
20.Self absorbed people
21.Getting sick
22.Being teased about my height
23.Being blamed for something I had no part in
24.Finding hair in my food
25.Being forced to apologize for something
26.The trend of wearing a dress over pants
27.Politicians
28.Ashlee Simpson
29.White guys who want to be gangster
30.Being called emo/gothic/ Satanist
31.Republicans
32.Guys who think they’re god’s gift to women
33.True rednecks
34.People who think shaking their ass while simulating sex is sexy
35.People who consider innocent lives “collateral damage”
36.Arrogant people
37.People who think I have no morals because I don’t believe in God
38.Finding out I’m wrong about something
39.Bad haircuts
40.Being stereotyped
41.Being told I’ll never amount to anything
42.Liking a song and a week later hearing a 10 year old singing it
43.The system
44.People who are never willing to admit they’re wrong
45.Christian rock/rap
46.Mimes
47.12 year olds that cut themselves because Mommy won’t buy them something
48.People who brag about their possessions
49.Insecure people
50.“My Humps” by the Black Eyed Peas
51.Bitter elderly people
52.Being ditched by my friends for a boy/girlfriend
53.Being ignored
54.People who assume I want to listen to their problems
55.Being outside for a long period of time on a really hot/cold day
56.Bad cooking
57.People who want more religion in our schools, courts, and government (as if there isn’t enough already)
58.Mullets
59.The concept of love
60.People who think they’re right by default because I’m young
61.Drama
62.People who tease me for being vegetarian and eat meat in front of me like it’s going to offend me
63.Ugly people who think they’re gorgeous
64.Music artists that are sell-outs
65.Tom Cruise
66.Ending a relationship
67.Having everyone I know think I’m suicidal and cut myself
68. Loud messy children
69.People who think they can prove that God exists
70.“Sluts”
71.“Players”
72.Cheating (relationships, games, money, politics)
73.People who think money fixes everything
74.Having to smile and nod politely as someone insults my views
75.Being used
76.People that think I hate the world because I don’t have a fake permanent smile attached 24/7 to my face
77.Being stabbed in the back
78.People that are still living in the 80s/90s
79.Larry the Cable Guy
80.People who think teenagers are potheads who will be the downfall of society (Hello. “Generation X?”)
81.Being told I’m antisocial
82.whiney guys
83.Pastors
84.Druggies
85.Bubbly optimistic people
86.People who complain about how horrible their life is but don’t try to improve it
87.Racists
88.Girls that wear men’s clothes
89.People who think the 2nd amendment gives them the right to carry around a machine gun
90.People who blame teenage violence on Marilyn Manson and video games
91.Hunting animals. Unless you live in the fucking wilderness you have no right to shoot an innocent animal
92.People who don’t even make an effort to understand what I think and believe in
93.Hollywood
94.Eating too much junk food
95.Hairy, smelly, fat guys
96.13 year old girls who don’t see anything wrong with dating 20 year olds
97.Jocks
98.The media
99.Polka music
100.The way spring water tastes