ride a giraffe

never mind.
my dad told me it could give it a heart attack, and I definitely don’t want to hurt the poor thing.
I’d rather just meet it and pet it.

one day my grandma said my neck was long like a giraffe in my school picture, and now im obsessed! its my life goal to ride a giraffe and im so glad that im not the only one out there who wants to do this. i am now on a quest to find somewhere out there that i can ride a giraffe, it would make my day (:

one day i will ride one i dont care if i get hurt or go to jail i will get ride a giraffe :)

we are close to our goal my friends, very close indeed.

that only 30 people want to ride a giraffe!! lol

Eventually, the world will recognize giraffes as an acceptable means for transportation.

I’ve decided this was an unrealistic goal, and I feel that it would be kinda mean to the giraffe, yaknow? Making it carry me all over the place when I have two perfectly functioning legs and all.

idk i just think it looks so fun giraffes are such elegant creatures they look like they’d be calm and serene to ride. just it’d be awful tough to scrath their ears hehe need a ladder.