learn Squash

Yes, someone commented that “learning squash” isn’t technically correct but I thought it was a fun phraseology coined by another 43-er so I jumped on the bandwagon.

I would like to learn how to play squash. And play it well. Does that clarify matters?

I want to get in shape. I really do. And, sometimes, going to the gymn and lifting weights and walking on an elliptical machine and doing various classes seems a little bit, I dunno, weird. All these exercises but no skill learned, no sport played, no sportsmanship demonstrated.
Squash is a great sport that I played a few times when I was younger. It gets you in great shape, can be played in the hottest or coolest of weather (‘cuz it’s indoors) and is strategic. Along with the regular monotonous gym stuff, I’d like to relearn this sport and develop a bit of expertise at it.